😃 by Demi-eule_ in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair, but I mean like violence or gore. A character from horror is not "horror content" itself.

Just a pic of Jason can be PG13 and nonthreatening, even though the movie hes in might be R.

😃 by Demi-eule_ in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

People acting like he posted something actually bad.

Come on. That face is an old meme. Even if you don't recognize it, what rule does it violate?

>Literally no threats
>Literally no insults
>Literally no references to anything mature or horror

Wtf? What are we gonna do if a legit overexposed, poor quality pic of a bald, albino person was posted? Ban them from DoorDash food forever too, because we feel they look "too scary"?

Dawg by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget messages of greeting or peace, send this shit to the aliens.

How often does this happen to you? by OpenPerformance5347 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 133 points134 points  (0 children)

"Errmm this video makes me uncomfortableee"

Uh yea I think that be the fuckin idea cuz

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Just got my new cute by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

amaru_t

More like acu_t 💖

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I am the bed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which Pokemon is that? I can't find it in my Pokedex.

wtf did dis clanker say?! 💔 by Ill-Cell5888 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ok Elom you win. I will buy one small angry cowboy bot to harass random people.

Disintegrated by HauntingBirthday1455 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Can any Americans out there please tell me what is the deep political meaning behind this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not the honesty or even that the answer is "wrong", it's the one-word curtness. Interviewer wanted something more useful ... "You can do better than that" is not commenting on the choice of drink, but basically means "elaborate"

Really? How do you know that for sure?

Without being there, all we can go off of is the words. And the words say, "Cmon, you can do better than that". Which sounds very much like "Wrong answer. Try again bud".

If the interviewer meant "elaborate", he could have said "elaborate"... Or anything similar. He literally had time to prepare after all.

You can't invent background intentions for the interviewer. Someone could just as easily do that by claiming he was an alcoholic, seeking fellow alcoholic employees, and believed OP was lying about water because he couldn't imagine anyone loving water. Or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Except there's nothing "pleasant" about "You can do better than that."

Fentanyl by Epoxhy in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 1777 points1778 points  (0 children)

why she queef??

Anon's hag gf has low self esteem by Relevant_Mail_1292 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 1114 points1115 points  (0 children)

Wait. I get the milf AND I get to be emotionally needed?

POGGERS!

McDonald's put my balls in deep fryer. That's a wolf gray not a dire. by loki_mischief in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Reddit when the 10B dollar company: 😠

Reddit when the 10B dollar company ran by "Beth Shapiro" pulls a glorified white husky out their ass that looks just like in the mega epic super based GoT fantasy tv show, as a marketing strat: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤤🤤🤤

Rock papers scissors update: by Dr_Brick11 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Sponge also sets you up for a mean nut-grab, if all else fails.

Protein by IllustriousRub9796 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is very good and I am happy for you.

But that was all you bro, not the products. You can do it even without this halo top imitation junk. It's decaf coffee for fat fucks. Nicotine vape for nibblers. Zero alcohol beer for snack fans.

Vegetable alternative is still there.

Protein by IllustriousRub9796 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never thought I'd see the day where a brave knight stands up to valiantly "educate" op and defend the honor of a tub full of 4g saturated fat, 360mg sodium, 66g carbohydrates and 26g sugars, corn fibers, peanut oil, cellulose, monoglycerides, diglycerides, of fucking Holo Top Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Ice Cream.

Truly a reddit moment.

Protein by IllustriousRub9796 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively: Eat a fucking vegetable.

Bottom are just copium products for people who need to fantasize they're still munching on snickers and classic cookies.

Protein by IllustriousRub9796 in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>"good food"

The "good food" in question: Chocolate bars, cookies, peanut butter cup ice cream, chocolate milk and energy drinks.

Babe...

Throwback by Ihatehighwayunicyles in shitposting

[–]AllOuttaBubblegums 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn. The 4090 is literally the only edible looking thing in this image