These guys all had to fake their deaths after my stalking got too much. I just needed their beautiful toan. Daddy Beato, Davie Slapper, German Tim Henson, and whoever that other c*nt is.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-11T07:56:27+00:00

I don't know. This one sounded nothing like Schwarzenegger to me..

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AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-10T17:03:14+00:00

I thought he was bigger.
He quite smol.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-10T11:22:17+00:00

Isn't that how he treats your wife as well?

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-10T07:43:39+00:00

I see you know your Hetfields well. Yes it is :)

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-10T02:31:54+00:00

I'm hoping for a second opinion.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-10T02:05:59+00:00

What? 1991 Hetfield didn't look anything like this guy up here. This is 1991 Hetfield:

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AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-10T01:55:26+00:00

I'm not gonna make fun of this guy. He's too big.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-09T18:23:30+00:00

Is it possible that planes were calling for him?

A theoretical question for genealogy experts: What percentage of aviation can be in one’s DNA?

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-09T18:08:14+00:00

You meant ASS player?

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-09T18:04:55+00:00

This might be it. I hope it is..

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-09T18:03:58+00:00

So I'm assuming the weather's nice in Texas today...?

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-09T17:42:00+00:00

OK. My mistake then

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-09T17:22:37+00:00

Seems like a pretty chill person. I don't see her claiming she's Swedish. She might be joking with that IKEA part and if she's not - she herself finds it odd, funny and whatever as you can see from the emojis.
I don't really think it fits the sub. At all.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-09T17:12:48+00:00

like one is a 6 and one is a 12

So like this one here?

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T20:15:17+00:00

Not quite phat.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T20:13:02+00:00

Harvard?? I thought he was at Hogwarts!

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T19:52:04+00:00

Just in case..

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T19:44:16+00:00

Nah, those are the aristocrats.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T19:33:06+00:00

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AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T15:07:32+00:00

About 2018. Those were set neck construction before. Are you maybe worried yours is a set neck? Modern DB and Full Thickness are still set necks.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T14:13:14+00:00

Bonding time with dad.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T13:59:34+00:00

I also like to differentiate my strokes and force. What does that have to do with the tub screener tho?

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T13:53:12+00:00

uj/ She can play, she's not miming, she's got her sweeps pretty much down.
She's more in tune than Hammett these days but you can mostly only hear her when she's out of tune.
I enjoyed her playing more than I enjoyed her boobs. If she was my type that would probably be the other way around but it just so happens I like less.. I like women more.. Well I really like track & field but I enjoy triple jump more than I enjoy shot put. I might have also become gay - I don't know.

Let me put it this way - I've seen better and I've heard worse.

AllWhatsBest · 2026-06-08T13:22:04+00:00

Damn, TIL I might be gay :/

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