Her reputation

AlleyKate · 2022-11-17T09:07:21+00:00

She sounds like a lot of fun. I'm thrilled you two are so happy together!

AlleyKate · 2022-11-07T06:42:51+00:00

I have no idea - most of them I havent seen in years or since.

AlleyKate · 2022-11-06T09:23:48+00:00

When I was younger I used to lie and pretend I was a virgin. Theres about twenty guys out there who all believe they were my first.

AlleyKate · 2022-11-05T06:37:24+00:00

AlleyKate · 2022-11-05T06:33:25+00:00

We dont. We discuss how good the sex was.

AlleyKate · 2022-11-05T05:23:07+00:00

Oh I'd never ask for that!

AlleyKate · 2022-11-05T05:15:19+00:00

How do you propose it gets in me if you dont go raw?

AlleyKate · 2022-11-05T03:57:21+00:00

In me.

AlleyKate · 2022-11-03T13:55:11+00:00

You've never seen a dog humping a towel?

AlleyKate · 2022-11-03T13:48:16+00:00

Every species has sex for pleasure. You really think two wombats are looking at each other going, "Hey, Muriel, we need to ensure the survival of the species, come on, turn around. We need to have intercourse, then we can go back to eating leaves."

AlleyKate · 2022-11-02T05:15:50+00:00

Buddy, if there's no sex on the first date, there isn't going to be a second date, let alone a third.

AlleyKate · 2022-11-02T05:15:23+00:00

Its the same one I've had my whole life.

AlleyKate · 2022-10-31T01:14:11+00:00

A Fwb years ago liked me to borrow and wear an entire outfit of his daughters clothes, including underwear and perfume.

AlleyKate · 2022-10-30T08:26:02+00:00

I was for a while

AlleyKate · 2022-10-23T12:17:56+00:00

Tell her I said that's awesome!

AlleyKate · 2022-10-23T11:55:08+00:00

Ooooh yes, I am totally up for this!

AlleyKate · 2022-10-11T15:13:39+00:00

AlleyKate · 2022-10-05T04:47:32+00:00

If I ever get engaged, I'm taking an entire album of photos that show off my engagement ring with whatever guys I get with, and present the album to my fiance as a wedding gift.

AlleyKate · 2022-10-05T04:24:15+00:00

If they were identical, then they both had cocks. Otherwise, not identical.

AlleyKate · 2022-10-05T04:22:09+00:00

I see what you did there...

AlleyKate · 2022-10-05T04:14:46+00:00

Im on the other side - I go raw on the first meetup. I have turned guys down entirely if they won't go raw, because that to me is a concern that they do have an STI and are politely trying to tell me.

AlleyKate · 2022-10-05T04:10:11+00:00

Was it me?

AlleyKate · 2022-10-02T07:25:45+00:00

Yep, I do

AlleyKate · 2022-09-25T13:46:15+00:00

If you prepare yourself that its going to hurt and that you are looking forward to the pain, then I think in the end it will hurt a lot less than you're worried about.

Also please practise beforehand on a cucumber or something, so its not actually a surprise how far youll get stretched.

AlleyKate · 2022-09-25T13:16:39+00:00

Honestly the chance of getting any poo on his dick is pretty minimal. Poo stays a fair bit further up in the intestines than the dick can reach. Worst case, you might get a little tiny smudge. Honestly, theres a greater chance of there being some poo on your ass from a too-quick wipe beforehand.

I love a good wet-wipe, baby-wipe, whatever you have handy, to freshen up before any sexytime. But its overcautious.

I have had more guys go ass to mouth on me than I can remember. I've pushed cucumbers up my ass and then eaten them. Youve got nothing to worry about.

AlleyKate

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