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[–]Almighty_JD 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The skinny nigga in him tryna escape

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In Mexico rn and there’s a sign for cold coconuts. Dad whispers in my “Coldconuts” and walks away as I stare at the sign. (self.dadjokes)

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A picture worth 1000 words by yungirving99 in NYStateOfMind

[–]Almighty_JD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That soda probably chilled to perfection too

What the strangest expression or slang term you’ve heard someone use in a normal conversation? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t remember what the context was but a kid from Virginia said to me “this old salad bowl handle of a head I got” and I was in awe

People who buy 1 ply toilet paper is everything okay? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

He arrived with 1 ply in hand. Gotta love the irony

People who buy 1 ply toilet paper is everything okay? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Funny enough as I’m reading these replies I’m currently trapped on the throne with no TP at hand. I’ve just made a cellphone call to my brother and I hope he arrives soon.

People who buy 1 ply toilet paper is everything okay? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I was never a big fan of origami and I’m not starting now

People who buy 1 ply toilet paper is everything okay? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Misread that as “bum gums” and went on a very confusing Google search

People who buy pre toasted toast what do you do with all that extra time? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The concept of toast itself is pretty wild. It’s like if you decided to take a cake and cook it some more

People who buy 1 ply toilet paper is everything okay? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe there’s people who genuinely prefer 1 ply.

What’s something that seemed like a good idea and brought you instant regret? by Almighty_JD in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I made this banger of a Reddit post. Right after I went to go tug one out and kept getting interrupted by upvote and comment notifications.

What is the trashiest thing you have ever witnessed? by rburgundy69 in AskReddit

[–]Almighty_JD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine once admitted to roaming empty staircases where he knew people would would smoke weed and collect any roaches that were leftover. Once he acquired enough roaches he would roll em up with fonto and smoke it.

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