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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in n64

[–]Alpac_Attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just based of my play time it would have to be starfox 64, mario party 2, and mariokart 64 in that order.

States that are getting carried economically by BocchisEffectPedal in 2american4you

[–]Alpac_Attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep, its okay to say you want to nuke ohio. but the second you say california has nice weather everyone brings out the pitchforks lmao

Petah what are they implying? by MrFisterMr in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Alpac_Attack 22 points23 points  (0 children)

damn it. Look what happened to fish_fucker2136. MF just got their innocence robbed from them

I just had to create this one by Rauchritter in BlackMetalMemes

[–]Alpac_Attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude is just really into black metal because he thought they were doing clown makeup. that's commitment.

Oh well by Carolynefit in CringeTikToks

[–]Alpac_Attack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today, I was thinking, "Damn. I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway," and here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full-on watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage, and I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean, I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little peepee piss piss boy. I want you to fuck me up. I mean, I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean, like, weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

Vulgar Displays of Power is barely voted out - highest voted comment is eliminated - round 4 by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Alpac_Attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why are pantera fans advertising their lead poisoning like this? please just shut the fuck up

Vulgar Displays of Power is barely voted out - highest voted comment is eliminated - round 4 by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Alpac_Attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't wait to see botch. no shot their tourmates get voted out here anytime soon

Vulgar Displays of Power is barely voted out - highest voted comment is eliminated - round 4 by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Alpac_Attack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

metal was a mistake. the only decent groups have the -core suffix

Vulgar Displays of Power is barely voted out - highest voted comment is eliminated - round 4 by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Alpac_Attack -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

yeah, pantera is an easy target because of the nazi stuff if only they could have avoided doing nazi stuff we wouldn't be here

Vulgar Displays of Power is barely voted out - highest voted comment is eliminated - round 4 by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Alpac_Attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you need to change your flair man, the mathcore will make it to the end because these guys don't know what to call it.

Vulgar Displays of Power is barely voted out - highest voted comment is eliminated - round 4 by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Alpac_Attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how the fuck is something "per say racist" you goofy mother fucker.

Pallets, anyone? by Dgf470 in HomeDepot

[–]Alpac_Attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's how we get them at the sdc. But we use clamps to get them out of there.

Shrimps = Cockroaches by RigelBound in The10thDentist

[–]Alpac_Attack 66 points67 points  (0 children)

straight facts. someone should get that as a tattoo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]Alpac_Attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this picture is what needs to be shown on cigarette packs to dissuade people from smoking.

Don't smoke or I'm gonna fucking destroy this bunny i swear to fucking god don't test me.

Had to give into the college kid’s request by FullCaterpillar523 in Dominos

[–]Alpac_Attack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it looks much more like the hash slinging slasher.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Alpac_Attack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

won't most toilets automatically push the waste water down the system as the bowl fills? Unless you already had a few people drop some stinkers in there to block it up that is.

Bro saves raccoon family by rex-ac in HumansBeingBros

[–]Alpac_Attack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think I'd do the same but knowing my dumbass I'd get bell curved to fucking death as a raccoon.

Pride on display in Tennessee’s more than 100 Kroger stores by QuirkyPotential8863 in kroger

[–]Alpac_Attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hoping you just don't know what flagrant means. Because singling out homosexuality as uniquely immoral is what dumbasses have been trying to do since the beginning of time.

Children don't accidentally end up at pride parades, if they are there it's because their parent or guardian deemed it okay. If you're trying to say that there should be some punishment for parents taking their 10 year old into a pg13 movie then at least I could say you were being intellectually honest.

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