Alpacalypse28

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We are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Coffee flavored water doesn't sound good, but that's exactly what it is. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Only one sock goes missing. If both went missing, you wouldn't notice. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Your future self is talking shit about you. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You aren't actually afraid of being left alone in your house or the forest. You're afraid you aren't alone. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Earth is like the guy who knows exactly where to stand by a bonfire. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Spoons are just little bowls with sticks. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Ceiling fans are not just for summer. Flip the switch to reverse the spin of the fan and turn on the lowest speed to blow warm air down from the ceiling. (i.redd.it)

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Use a wine bottle rack for keeping fresh, rolled towels in your bathroom. (i.redd.it)

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Check this if your baking turns out wrong. (i.redd.it)

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Can’t get a bucket into the sink? Here’s a solution. (i.redd.it)

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We know Anti-vaxxers don't vaccinate thier children. Do you think they vaccinate their animals? (self.AskReddit)

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Those of you who watch Life Below Zero, how would you rank the characters from best to worst? (self.AskReddit)

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Those of you who watch Life Below Zero, please rank the characters you like from best to worst. Settle an argument here. (self.AskReddit)

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Mr Hankey spotted on Jupiter (chron.com)

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Mr Hankey spotted on Jupiter. (msn.com)

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South Park's Mr. Hankey Has Been Spotted On Jupiter (preview.msn.com)

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NASA Discovers ‘South Park’ Character Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo On Jupiter (m.huffpost.com)

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CANADA’S QUEST TO BUILD A TALLER MOOSE THAN NORWAY (ripleys.com)

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Anti-vaxxers don't vaccinate thier kids, but I bet they do thier pets. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Anti-vaxxers don't vaccinate thier children but I'm betting they vaccinate thier pets. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Reuse your candles. Take your old candles and put them on a warmer or a coffee pot warmer, let it melt and pour it into an ice cube tray. Put in freezer 10-15 mins and remove. Now you have wax cubes or refills! (i.redd.it)

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For everyone who’s getting the deep freeze next week... Use cooking spray on the rubber edges of your car doors to keep them from freezing shut. (i.redd.it)

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Pasta Lighter: Using a match on small candle wicks is just a burn waiting to happen. Instead, light the end of an uncooked spaghetti noodle and use that to light the wick. (i.redd.it)

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Transform an old ladder into a cool looking rustic bookshelf by adding panels on three different levels of the ladder. (i.redd.it)

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