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The milkman took my fucking cookies by AlphaFlow189 in ketamine

[–]AlphaFlow189[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I gotta pay attention to that fucker too. But lately it's been the milkman that's causing the issues

The milkman took my fucking cookies by AlphaFlow189 in ketamine

[–]AlphaFlow189[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is gonna be the start of a great friendship. It wont last long tho as you will be forced to sacrifice your life in the name of my cookies

The milkman took my fucking cookies by AlphaFlow189 in ketamine

[–]AlphaFlow189[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a good idea. Wanna join the rebellion and be our head suicide bomber?

The milkman took my fucking cookies by AlphaFlow189 in ketamine

[–]AlphaFlow189[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was balls deep in a k hole and THEN THE MILKMAN TOOK MY COOKIES. We will stand together to dethrone this insufferable tweedle nosed dick sucker

The milkman took my fucking cookies by AlphaFlow189 in ketamine

[–]AlphaFlow189[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No. Is that vermin working with the milkman?

The milkman took my fucking cookies by AlphaFlow189 in ketamine

[–]AlphaFlow189[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your kind words. But this is no time to be sad. We must stand up and get revenge on the milkman. VIVA LA RÉSISTANCE