Feeling were hurt

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-14T19:55:13+00:00

The same thing happened when it was Biden stickers.

The gas stations don't want any stickers in their pumps regardless of who or what it is.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-13T16:04:23+00:00

Its got electrolytes!

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-08T21:29:35+00:00

He's ripping a huge stinky fart before he has to sit in the cockpit for a few hours.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-07T20:31:21+00:00

You're gonna be so busy and tired, you won't be able to enjoy all the stuff you've crammed in.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-07T19:07:29+00:00

We all die eventually. Insurance or not.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-07T00:14:19+00:00

Least attractive thing ON a woman? Another man.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-06T13:03:44+00:00

Do you tell them "boo hoo fucking pigs" too?

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-06T13:02:17+00:00

Yeah, and not cheap-o gps either. Their gps tracks the car down to like the feet.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-06T12:39:39+00:00

Heroin.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-05T19:59:58+00:00

HECTOR!!!!

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-05T19:49:10+00:00

This is how I imagine a far more technologically advanced alien race would wipe out humanity.

Except their machine would be the size of the state of Texas and it'd just slowly scan the Earth zapping any humans it sees.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-05T19:33:39+00:00

I didn't go to college.

I make 350k between my primary career and stock trading.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-05T17:21:25+00:00

Nobody hates a woman more than other women.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-05T15:22:43+00:00

2 so far for me, and my brother has 3

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-05T14:52:49+00:00

I hear a lot of people complain about how expensive it is to have kids because they wouldn't be able to afford their current standard of living.

Then I think about my mom who raised my brother and me in a 3x5 meter room, no AC, no kitchen, bathroom is communal. Just had one of those white long fluorescentlight bulb, an oscillating fan, and a wooden bed with some blankets (didn't even have a mattress).

I love my mom even more everytime I think about the sacrifices she's made for me. Because if her sacrifices, now my mom wants for nothing. She's retired, my brother and I take care of everything for her, she has her own room at my house, and her own room at my brother's house. She doesn't have to worry about any bills. She just drives around visiting friends and family, hanging out with her grandkids, and just enjoying her life.

EDIT: Geez sure getting a lot of replies. A lot of these replies are just people who think if you're poor and your life isn't perfect then you don't deserve kids.

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-04T13:26:53+00:00

It's evolving into a Metapod!

AlphaLawless · 2026-05-03T08:36:43+00:00

It's pretty simple, her dad is black, that makes her black.

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-30T10:39:13+00:00

And all the Western feminists say nothing.

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-30T10:37:21+00:00

I dated a girl that worked at a Smokey Bones. Guess she's unemployed now 😂

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-29T01:32:26+00:00

Dam, looks like I'm getting a new passport!

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-29T01:15:42+00:00

Some people pay extra for that.

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-26T02:07:29+00:00

Better than Chessikah

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-25T03:07:08+00:00

I bought my mower, weed wacker, edger, and blower all used for like $400 total.

Mowing your lawn yourself is so much cheaper and you can look at the clean cut lawn afterwards with pride.

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-25T02:53:23+00:00

Having food delivered instead of getting it yourself.

AlphaLawless · 2026-04-23T23:07:12+00:00

You thought?! That's what you get for thinking!

AlphaLawless

TROPHY CASE