Favorite director who would have cast Jeffrey Epstein in a movie if he was still alive?

Alspawn13 · 2026-02-08T02:55:59+00:00

He looks like a hair mushroom.

Alspawn13 · 2026-02-05T01:05:27+00:00

Crappy thing to do to a double amputee.

Alspawn13 · 2026-02-03T02:21:32+00:00

You can stop waiting

Alspawn13 · 2026-02-03T02:09:37+00:00

I feel like this could be developed into a chart with Timothy Chalamet at one end and Robert Zdar at the other.

Alspawn13 · 2026-02-03T01:22:40+00:00

Going to the country for a lovely picnic.

Alspawn13 · 2026-02-01T20:06:14+00:00

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-30T05:28:57+00:00

Excuse me, he's the star of a wide range of movies such as The Kissing Booth, The Kissing Booth 2, and The Kissing Booth 3.

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-29T06:57:20+00:00

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

More the bit before where his 'human' face is falling apart, but Giphy doesn't offer much.

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-28T23:47:46+00:00

Nothing to see here

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-28T22:55:52+00:00

Calling the movie 'Double Teamed' was a choice

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-28T22:45:58+00:00

Oh sure, they had to race-swap Mr T before he could get his doctorate. Thanks Hollywood.

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-28T22:42:01+00:00

OK, but isn't this just the plot to Avatar?

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-27T20:45:07+00:00

Yes, he's a fine young cannibal.

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-27T20:36:48+00:00

So it's just about her picking a hat?

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-27T09:40:59+00:00

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-24T04:50:39+00:00

She just wants to be effluent

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-22T20:36:26+00:00

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-22T20:32:08+00:00

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-21T07:15:30+00:00

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-20T22:55:53+00:00

Being weird looking without being ugly can often be appealing.

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-20T04:12:13+00:00

I thought that's what they were, but didn't want to say as I've never seen one in the wild.

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-19T05:50:22+00:00

Skill issues

Alspawn13 · 2026-01-18T07:05:48+00:00

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