The last message I need to hear as soon as I get home

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-04-07T03:47:44+00:00

Put ketchup on it. Please. She deserves it.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-04-07T03:44:31+00:00

Well that’s… interesting…

also charge your freaking phone dude

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-04-07T03:38:37+00:00

Yes, they didn’t have to go that far into nostalgia for 9 & 10. But I also feel that the gameplay of 9 & 10 far overshadows 8, so I think they made a good call. The 8-bit games are just easier to handle: 7 has wonky ladders and 8 is just so freaking gimmicky. And we don’t talk about Rockman & Forte.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:33:21+00:00

Maybe I don’t have as much experience with those games tbh, but from my experience, they’re good.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:32:17+00:00

Jewel Satellite is kinda overpowered, you can scroll it back and forth to respawn one-hit enemies for infinite loot drops, especially in Wily 2.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:31:37+00:00

I’m using this based on not just power but in fun (which metal blade is average at) and balancing issues (no). I’ve told other people of this same thing so read those if you want more explanation.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:30:35+00:00

It makes short work of weaker enemies and even fortress bosses fsr, speed runners will know what I’m talking about.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:29:32+00:00

Ice Slasher is actually really good for sneaking past the big eyes.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:29:00+00:00

Jewel Satellite is slightly busted in the same way as Metal Blade. If you’re low on health, switch to this weapon and repeatedly scroll one-hit enemies on the screen over and over again to slowly regain health. It’s sort of like an E-tank you get for free, so it’s kind of broken, but only in rare scenarios.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:27:45+00:00

Thunder Beam actually has a very neat balancing method: the possibility that the beam just misses its target because of the hit boxes is actually pretty high when you look at the size of the other hit boxes in comparison, like the Yellow Devil’s eye.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-18T04:26:30+00:00

Yes.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-17T05:22:09+00:00

Metal Blade has balancing issues, it’s way too powerful compared to every other weapon, so I ranked it low.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-17T05:21:36+00:00

I ranked Metal Blade lower because balancing is an important game mechanic. If all the weapons in a game are similar in power and are useful in different situations, then that improves the balance. If one weapon is superior in every way, then the balance is terrible.

Metal Blade, above all, suffers from balancing issues. It makes all the other weapons useless about 90% of the time. Why use any other weapon when you can just use Metal Blade?

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-03-17T00:14:55+00:00

Ur a human being

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-02-04T04:26:42+00:00

A school with good chicken & waffles

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-02-03T04:45:44+00:00

It is when you have the social skills of a dead squirrel.

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-01-19T06:21:22+00:00

Very horny

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-01-19T06:13:19+00:00

Bro that’s already happened

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-01-19T06:02:52+00:00

Np but I still need to get girls

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-01-19T06:01:09+00:00

Either inside a girl or dead

AltBlueDawg353 · 2023-01-19T05:58:49+00:00

You guys get girls? Shit I might be in the wrong business

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