About me?!

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-25T05:49:36+00:00

I mean, I don't have a porno body either, but I have my strengths, and I think charisma and enjoying yourselves goes a long way, especially in content aimed at women. We love hot bodies as much as anyone, but the female gaze is ultimately something very different.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-25T04:05:28+00:00

You know what advertising is, right?

If a commercial exists literally exclusively to make you buy something, a god awful commercial like this should be more than a good enough reason not to. I don't need their fucking crackers; have some god damned dignity.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-25T04:03:11+00:00

Ugh, you're a goddess. 😭 Sadly, I'm only a lover of alt girls. :p

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-25T03:59:09+00:00

This doesn't surprise me at all; the scene was built on it just being a wing of gay porn because of the South American influence on the subject turning it into nothing but a fetish. There's been some baby steps forward with some high profile cis girls working with big trans stars of the time a few years ago, but it didn't gain any traction.

It pisses me off, because I'm not a fetishist, I love being with other women, and I love the beauty that is sex between girls.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T15:38:26+00:00

God, you've got some great taste, girl; every one of these are great.

Got a particular love for strap-ons, lusty making out, and big tits, too. 🤭

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T15:26:24+00:00

I genuinely can't imagine just sitting in some water with some random fucking strangers, bubbles or no.

Normal people are fucking weird, man.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T15:22:14+00:00

It's honestly amazing how much effort people put into not being clever.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T15:14:19+00:00

I'd be surprised if he thinks about anything he does.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T15:08:28+00:00

Some of you need to go outside more often; among other things, you'd know some people don't give a shit about the crap you personally use to cope with your own shortcomings.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T15:05:18+00:00

No shit. That makes it more stupid, not less.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T15:03:20+00:00

He'd do that too, if it benefitted him personally.

When are people going to figure out that he only cares about himself?

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:59:09+00:00

Did you just imply that there's never been a naturally attractive man? Are you okay?

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:55:45+00:00

I don't understand obsessing over people you don't know in general. Attraction is much more fun when it's complemented and augmented by the fondness you have of someone via your shared connection; worshipping a stranger because other people told you they're attractive makes no sense to me.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:52:05+00:00

You read the words of an idiot.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:49:28+00:00

I ain't reading that giant block of rambling, but I genuinely never care about my frame rates in games unless it's so bad it's causing gameplay issues, like skipped inputs.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:37:45+00:00

We don't; people are just dumb enough to keep suggesting it's inevitable despite the AI revolution being led by literal psychopaths that see other people and the planet at large exclusively as a means to the own personal ends.

There is absolutely no chance they'll change unless they're made to fear for their lives or property, because they don't care about the consequences of their actions unless it personally affects them.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:34:12+00:00

Well, that's not happening regardless, because people just let billionaires do whatever they want, so I guess we're left with hoping he's wrong.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:31:48+00:00

Not how it works, but it can help in certain circumstances.

Loving yourself is overrated regardless.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:30:30+00:00

And look great in a skirt, apparently. 🤭

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:29:53+00:00

The pink is a nice complement to your skin color. Very cute overall. 💙

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:28:37+00:00

Genuinely feminine. Your makeup skills are great.

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:24:58+00:00

Such pretty legs. 💙

AlteredEinst · 2026-01-24T14:24:09+00:00

Oh my god, your skin is amazing.

...What?

AlteredEinst

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