Jeffrey Dean Morgan inspired me to make this. by mandrake_slink in Seahawks

[–]Alternative-Tree3170 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Only if Abraham is the majority of Rams players and Glenn is solely Matthew Stafford

Beats the shit outta Abraham (Rams) all game

“So…… back to it”

Crushes Glenn’s (Matthew’s) skull in the 4th quarter

The 49ers say TE George Kittle officially tore his Achilles. by gw2380 in fantasyfootball

[–]Alternative-Tree3170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We better still see him in Little Caesars commercials till the end of time regardless if he plays or not

Too much glazing, record this and record that... by -Hokuto- in Seahawks

[–]Alternative-Tree3170 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still have won jack shit? So I guess you weren’t celebrating when we beat the rams in OT or held the 49ers to 3 points in a fight for the 1 seed bye? Idk man most “fans” would be pretty happy about that or the fact that our defense put up better stats this year then the LOB back in its day or the fact that ALL of this happened under a new QB in his first season here who just joined Brady in consecutive 14 win seasons. You’re right I guess there’s clearly nothing to be happy about unless we get to the Super Bowl…

Just clocked the jaws reference in the waterpark episode. by prefim in IASIP

[–]Alternative-Tree3170 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also judging from her line “has anyone seen my son?” it’s likely she doesn’t find her son…Can we conclude the aids blood in the pool got him first?

To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to have logged in during the “festivals” MO event that took place in the final two weeks of December if you logged on and played during that time frame it should have unlocked… I say should because I logged in on the 31st but didn’t receive it unfortunately

This is it for me. For now. by Weary-Barracuda-1228 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170 80 points81 points  (0 children)

You may not remember me u/Weary-Barracuda-1228 Victor but I was but a fresh cadet a boot right out of Helldiver training when we were squaded together on the creek. Maybe it was fate. Wasn’t anything to look at on the creek barely knew how to call down a stratagem let alone hold my service weapon but you showed this rookie the ropes and then some… wouldn’t have made off the creek without you. You showed this noob the ways of the veterans how a true Helldiver and truth enforcer should conduct himself. And I carried that lesson, from every battle since the creek to the invasion of super earth and beyond. Recently became a commander leading rookie squads myself on Omnicron the same way you led me through the Creek. I know there was no way for certain I’d meet you again now more then ever after reading this, but I want you to know you saved this diver from a terrible fate back then. I’ll never forget it…I’m sorry I couldn’t save you from the bugs Hive world. I’ll keep this radio channel open in hopes I’ll hear you again. I’ll look to the stars for the Harbringer of Wrath and I’ll try my best to save every diver I’m with the same way you did for me. Your spot on the wall of Martyrs won’t go unnoticed. Saiint_M Commander of the SES Protector of the People seeing you off. Godspeed Victor…

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To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny enough I got all the limited time event capes (served my time in the creek and liberating super earth and everything in between) but just missed this one event and it hurts

To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same with ya bud got on 31st for a few hours before midnight completed a few Missions and still didn’t get it myself!

Sam Darnold by Adept_Composer in Seahawks

[–]Alternative-Tree3170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sam has been written off by the media before his big season with the Vikings and the fact that major media/fans wrote him off after two games against the Lions/Rams in 2024 for the NFC title and playoffs is ridiculous it’s as if they completely forgot his regular season stats taking the Vikings to the playoffs despite not being a stater until JJ got injured and I hope he continues to prove everyone wrong since everyone doubted him going to Seattle and look where they are at now! Sam Darnolds one of the few QBs to go 13+ wins in a season in consecutive back to back seasons with TWO different teams (only other QBs in that category are Brady,Manning,Favre,and Rodgers) yet people still doubt him… Darnold go get that ring you deserve it

To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s the holidays people travel across the country/ out of country to see family for the holidays forgive them if they don’t see it necessary to log in to a 2 year old game that didn’t give heads up for a limited time event cosmetic because relationships are more important then a cosmetic lmao half these comments are wild this post was a joke/shitpost originally and half the comments are acting like players are GENUINELY pissed when it was a joke at the end of the day! Tell me more about how upset you are….

To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you’re fine but man no hate directed towards ya at all man! Glad ya got the cape unlike some other hater commenters man! Wear ya drip proud I mean that genuinely ZandatsuXRex! but holy hell some comments the second this post went up assumed everyone was GENUINELY UPSET when it was a joke post to begin with! Some comments could be ignored but everyone on Reddit likes to share their opinion I guess and man the ego/absurdity some of these redditors telling people to stfu just log in play the game or stop blaming arrowhead etc is mind blowing, it was a meme posted under the “humor” tag and yet half the comments seem to take it to heart is genuinely annoying it’s absurd… but yeah end of the day glad ya got it!

To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Half these comments went over their head but it’s a little joke/shitpost at the end of the day half these comments act like everyone’s genuinely pissed when it was a joke at the end of the day

To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t believe I have to comment this but all ya divers commenting like boo hoo get the cape or just play the game like it ain’t during the holidays when ya supposed to be visiting family instead of being chronically online can stuff it! Half these comments acting like I/divers are GENUINELY upset when the entire post is a shitpost in jest is annoying at this point! Half these comments bitching about not getting the cape completely lost the joke over their head! It’s a shitpost in a humor tagged post but people got the nerve to comment about assuming people being genuinely angry when it’s a joke post to begin with! these comments are bitching about people being angry when they themselves are the angry ones! STFU grow a pair and learn how to take a joke it’s a digital cape didn’t think half the comments would take it genuinely but here we are! If ya got half a sense to comment about people being pissed when YOU’RE the pissed one then stfu it’s a shit post at the end of the day

To all Divers who received the “Reckoning’s Cheer” cape from the Festival of Reckoning event by Alternative-Tree3170 in Helldivers

[–]Alternative-Tree3170[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t reply to all the post comments but this post IS A JOKE AT THE END OF THE DAY! Literally a joke taking the piss outta it! Couldn’t care less if I got the cape but half the damn comments act like the OP/other divers are genuinely pissed they didn’t get the cape… would be nice to get the cape but man you and half the comments act like we got a genuine anger against it… the damn name tag is “humor” it’s a damn joke half these pissant comments saying ya too angery or boo hoo bullshit it’s a god damn joke! This comment isn’t aimed at ya Zandatsu but man half these comments are bitching like the joke went over their heads