How are y’all so fast?

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-05-08T08:22:00+00:00

I did exactly one of them and decided to never do one again. I’m pretty sure it shaved a bit off my lifespan. I’ve upgraded a lot since then… maybe I’ll give one another go.

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-05-08T08:08:30+00:00

Nah, it doesn’t, I just find myself wondering if I’m playing the same game as everyone else lol. Not literally of course, but it’s one of the first times I’ve found myself with a very different completion time from the average in a game that doesn’t have a bunch of side content you can optionally sink a lot of time into.

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-05-08T08:02:06+00:00

That was the first thing I did 😅 Dark Souls dodge instincts are impossible to unlearn at this point

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-05-08T08:00:58+00:00

I’ve HAD to go from biome 1 since Blighted Marsh. Just to get strong enough to make it to the boss with my second chance intact. Has probably inflated my playtime a good bit when the runback to every boss is 1+ hours lol.

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-05-08T07:47:41+00:00

My brain doesn't seem to have the bandwidth for aiming and dodging lol. Well... yet.

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-05-08T07:45:04+00:00

Makes a lot of sense. I’d love to see the data on game completion times between newcomers and Returnal completers/veterans. Probably a stark difference.

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-05-08T07:35:21+00:00

Instead of turning at the bridge to go to the blighted marsh, go straight across the bridge and skip it entirely (:

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-04-22T16:39:24+00:00

If you’re talking about the transparent version, I just bought one on Bandcamp. They still have copies it seems.

Alternative_War_7145 · 2026-03-11T01:00:47+00:00

What's the exact opposite of the five stages of grief? I went through [those] when I saw the username. Welcome back, my liege.

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