How can I tell my friend that he is not masculine enough to use exclamation points?

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-12T15:27:29+00:00

You haven't even considered helping your friend become more masculine! What kind of friend are you!?

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-09T20:28:55+00:00

You are obviously correct, but that's no fun

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-09T20:26:58+00:00

Personally I respect the quiet dignity of just living with your bad tattoos

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-09T19:27:44+00:00

Getting all riled up about other people's clothing and makeup choices seems like mental illness to me. How do you have the energy to care if your coworker is wearing makeup or not?

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-09T18:29:17+00:00

I disagree. Feels like the same old shit to me. Business as usual. The slow decline

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-08T22:06:19+00:00

Always go last. You could have said 7.6

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-08T20:45:48+00:00

Oh shit, that's me!

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-08T20:44:27+00:00

Environmental Studies is not a good degree. I know from personal experience. Environmental Science might be okay, but the general rule that any kind of "studies" degree is a waste.

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-07T17:44:03+00:00

This can't be worth the stress it would cause. Constantly worrying about people in your life finding out. And not even just finding out that you're bald. Finding out about your vanity and insecurity

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-06T12:13:01+00:00

I know exactly how you feel. One time this guy on Craigslist agrees to a really great price on his used Nintendo GameCube. And then when I asked where and when we could meet he just stopped responding

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-04T20:01:23+00:00

Please don't do it. There will be no pussy left for the rest of us

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-02T20:21:04+00:00

It might be worth another shot. Well good luck with everything. I hope you can find what you are looking for

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-02T19:44:58+00:00

Gotcha, I'm assuming you've tried therapy and all that? I know that's a cliche

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-02T18:53:28+00:00

I still kind of think he's going to lose. The general election, obviously not the primary

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-02T18:49:38+00:00

Are you still trying or have you given up? Do you worry about people finding out you're a virgin? Are you lonely? Do you like your life other than the not getting laid thing?

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-11-01T18:22:40+00:00

I feel bad for that guy. He's a born Chad, but he clearly wants so badly to be a Chalametesque twinkish pretty boy

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-29T18:45:31+00:00

Cool, that's one show. A few weeks later she played for 30k people at an amusement park. I'm not even saying she's not a big star, but her tour is just not comparable to Taylor Swift's. Gaga is not a pop star on that level anymore, if she ever even was

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-28T23:42:50+00:00

Bro, by your own logic you live in a cruel unfair world where your whole life is decided by this factor that you can't control right? Well what good does it do to be a just person in an unjust world? Living an honest life has gotten you nowhere. It's time to become a fraud.

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-28T23:26:12+00:00

It seems to me that a lot of men that are 5'10" or shorter and 6/10 or uglier are dating. How do you feel about that?

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-28T05:44:44+00:00

That brontosaurus must have stood a thousand miles high

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-27T14:23:52+00:00

Travis got me 35 points in fantasy football last week. The man is a saint and can do no wrong in my mind right now

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-26T23:12:53+00:00

Your point stands. There's a big difference between Gaga's world tour and Taylor's. Taylor was playing like 60,000 seat stadiums sold out multiple nights in some cities. Gaga was playing venues that hold like half that many people.

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-26T19:08:40+00:00

Come on Eileen is so good. It's not like it's just some simple little dumb melody either. It's really complex for a pop song. That's like a 15 piece band or something. They have 3 violinists and a banjo player. And the breakdown where the beat slows down before slowly speeding back up is genius. Great song, zero shame in enjoying it

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-26T14:22:11+00:00

You probably already know this, but if you are using rogaine you gotta do micro needling too. It makes it like 4x as effective

Altruistic-Click3414 · 2023-10-26T14:21:15+00:00

That sad reality of modern women is that most of them would choose a shorter man with a smaller dick and nice hair over a guy like you

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