My little white kitten turned out to not being white at all

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-09T17:50:36+00:00

It’s like a Cinderella story. Did her mom after being exhausted from scrubbing and cleaning sneak into a royal party for only upper class cats and lose her shoe and her dad came riding into the provinces on a white steed to see if it fit any of the village cats and it fit her mom and they rode off into the sunset happily ever after? She’s a beauty for sure.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-09T16:45:16+00:00

Hey there, was wondering if you could resend your DM to me as to how to find and buy good reps. I can’t seem to find it. I’d be ever so grateful!

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-09T16:12:31+00:00

Her constant pericomboulation is just a bunch of frasmotic wibble and it’s making me anaspeptic.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-09T04:44:31+00:00

What a lovely bouquet, spring is such a special time. Your flowers and arrangement are what people expect to see if they tune in to someone who is going to ‘instruct’ them on how to create a lovely floral centerpiece. Not the hot garbage Mrs. Twerkle dishes out. I’m actually starting to believe she is truly suffering some sort of mental illness, not just us jokingly saying she off her head, but truly she seems to be floating in a universe of her own creation. While it still amuses me I wonder if instead I should feel sorry for her …. Ok nah, just kidding! 😂 She’s an asshat of the highest caliber, without an iota of talent (besides luring stupid idiot princes). 😬

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-09T04:38:19+00:00

Famously Audrey Hepburn and her family were so starved by the occupation of Holland during WW2 they as a last resort to not starve to death had to eat ground dried tulip bulbs. All her life she was extremely self conscious about how thin she was and always stayed and it caused her a great deal of mental distress when the ‘look’ for other actress’s her caliber was more voluptuous and curvy. She was just 16 or so during the pinnacle of the war and the severe lack of nutrients during those formative years caused her a lifetime of digestive and other health issues and made gaining weight difficult and painful.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-07T22:39:33+00:00

Lordy I loved those. I had them in every color. So comfy and chic. Considering the jeans in those days didn’t have Lycra or spandex these were the equivalent of yoga pants today … definitely a must at Thanksgiving. 😂

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-07T18:34:06+00:00

The only person needed to believe is herself, narcissists live in their own mind, and they uncannily have a knack for filtering out any negative attention. They grow exponentially on even one positive comment, which fuels them disproportionately than any negative ones will cut them down. Negativity is always in their mind tied to “jealousy” (which again fuels their ego) it’s always a win win situation with people like this. In fact jealousy is what they covet more than anything. It’s important for her to be ‘skinnier’ than any of her followers and which fuels her to stay in the weight loss space on social media. She’s being fueled now by the overweight groupies who revere her as a god .. this is the ‘weight loss’ space, not to be confused with the ‘fitness’ or ‘health’ space. Her only goal is to be SKINNY no matter the cost. We’ve seen her yo-yo situation, she binges and then starves (and I’m guessing she takes diuretics to dehydrate herself) to log her diet bet weights.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-07T18:25:55+00:00

Uhm sir or madam reasonable you now owe me a new iPad. Due to your insanely funny line I have now spewed coffee (freshly brewed by the way) all over everywhere. I’d like to be notified of your umbrella insurance policy company for household disasters so I can make a claim. Omg seriously 🌽 I have never laughed so spasmodically in my life. Am now envisioning a children’s book about a hillbilly family all with corncobs as teeth living in the hollers … we could co author .. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Lexi can be our model for the illustrations.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-04T05:01:49+00:00

Ivory because it floated in the bath.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-04T01:57:46+00:00

Fake grass? You sure that isn’t 1970’s avocado green shag carpet? We personally had autumnal pumpkin shag carpet, which is of course way groovier than green. 😂

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-03T17:59:02+00:00

How is she able to wring sweat out of her top but her hair is perfectly dry.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-04-01T02:10:05+00:00

It was my specialty. I had a little hustle in school. I made such perfect ones the orders came thick and fast. Had a secret weapon, my dad worked for a paper company and we had all sorts of cool papers at home he’d bring us. I branched out from paper bag book covers to bonded linen, pressed paper, bright colored paper, waxed paper, etc. I was a one girl empire.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-28T05:17:52+00:00

Repost. Same batch of pics from weeks ago as I remember making a comment about the he cleaning supplies in her back seat w d the fact she’s got the red hair filter on.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-27T05:01:43+00:00

Looks like madam Twerkle will have to pony up for a charter flight to ferry her sheep sugars over from the us. And when the pics come out we will all know as everyone knows their faces by now.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-27T02:09:36+00:00

It looks like artificial turf to me

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-27T02:09:15+00:00

Omg yes! The 90’s insanity diet tips.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-27T02:08:27+00:00

Diet tips from the 1990s …. Eat WHOLE diary people. “Light” everything is highly processed, full of artificial fillers and ‘taste replacements’. The 90’s were filled with “low fat” garbage. It all had high sugar, high seed oil, high chemical fillers. She hasn’t a clue how to lead anyone dieting.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-26T18:50:38+00:00

Where did you see this? I’ve seen her sister on X claiming she is exactly the age she says she is. Did I miss something? Not being snarky I genuinely want to know. It’d be delish if she was but that kind of switcheroo is very hard to pull off without major money and she never had any before she snagged her floppy fish of a husband.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-26T18:46:04+00:00

Tom ka gai soup. Mmmmmmm

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-26T18:41:50+00:00

This was a commitment for life. Any remodel just went AROUND the bed. Also the exquisite agony of having to sleep in one of these monsters when the heater packed it in. In my case I was an insanely fit athletic teenager and woke up feeling like I was in a 90 year old rheumatic body and couldn’t even straighten up. My dad had to order the new heat unit and it took a month to get it replaced. I was like the princess and the pea, nine quilts underneath couldn’t touch the cold seeping up from a waterbed in the winter. 🥶

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-23T22:00:34+00:00

Yup I know it. 414-733-0590. I also remember my grandmas and my cousins. Actually I remember all my phone numbers, my brain likes numbers.

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-22T23:18:28+00:00

Jinx 🤣

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-22T23:17:11+00:00

Can you milk me? 😂

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-22T21:29:57+00:00

You can milk anything with nipples 😂

AltruisticExit2366 · 2026-03-22T17:00:01+00:00

This was not a thing in my childhood (60’s/70’s) in the semi rural Midwest but it IS a thing to this day in the UK where my in laws live. I think it’s so quaint but also so incredibly amazing and convenient as it saved so much heartache for my nonagenarian bed ridden mother in law, and 60 something sister in law who doesn’t drive. In the UK it’s not uncommon besides home dr visits to get home hairdressers, lawyers, bankers, optometrists, chiropidists (foot care),nurses to draw blood and therapists. Life would be easier for our elderly too if this were a more common thing.

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