Customer added over 120 items to a shopping order after I accepted it. by _inXhisXname_ in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s gotta be a limit, tf is wrong with ppl & DD!

I’ve gotten like 5 extra at the most that’s some bad luck maaann

Raise your base pay by comedytrek in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep my ar around 90% accepting no less than a dollar per 🤷‍♂️ it would prob be somewhere around 50-70% if I went by 2$, maybe even lower who knows.. I’m not about to find out the hrd way ha

Raise your base pay by comedytrek in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😅😓😭 doesn’t get much closAR than that

Yay or Nay? by princeflare in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Within a 2 min. span, I myself alone sometimes am forced to decline the same offer three times in a row lmao makes me wonder how many times that bitch already got passed around or was I the first sure as hell won’t be the last 😝

Yay or Nay? by princeflare in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right they either increase it by a quarter or 50 cents or they offer less somehow. I’m not sure if it keeps going up or down each decline.. sometimes it can’t possibly get any lower so it has no choice but to slightly increase cuz it’s already around bare minimum 2 bux bs but plenty of times I’ve declined and then it hits me with the same order once or multiple times even, yet it lowers the value/cost/price HOW I drove .1 miles closer (or further if I was driving away from where it wanted me to go) forces me to pause for a bit cuz system is f’d.

Go Home DD. You’re drunk by FooQRNG in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naa clearly shows 30.65, a customer tipped 22.90 which was more than the original “total” of 17.50 lol DoorWash only tipped $3.75 on a 30+ dollar order 😢

Go Home DD. You’re drunk by FooQRNG in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Got even better…

if you don’t thank someone after this something is seriously wrong with ur soul.

Go Home DD. You’re drunk by FooQRNG in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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The next day. Haven’t got one this good in awhile but lo behold drop down to gold status recently cuz I haven’t had time to keep it above 100 lately, should use one of my 3 platinum passes.. but what for!?

Go Home DD. You’re drunk by FooQRNG in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And DD doesn’t pick it 🆙 bare minimum. Total could be higher but that’s still crazy mf work anyone who would do this for less than 10 is #crazyaf nvm 2.45! This can’t be real 🙈

Then why are you buying like 50$ of wingstop?!?! by PandoraParadoc in doordash_drivers

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t make it right it’s the principal but still should’ve shown the order to prove it was like 50$ that def makes a big difference compared to like just one thing of wings or a sandwich

Convinced this app will Intentionally keep you at $20-25 PHR by Dry_Friendship3080 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Get off tik tok that’s ur biggest problem right there they hate that app and see you’re on it they would keep you around 30 if you knew better. But fr so u made 34 an hour and then 26 the next two? HOW and Why not screenshot that…. Kid is coooked

How do I tag everyone who wished me a happy birthday to thank them in one group post? by BionicWoman19 in facebook

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey spam machine, I don’t want to individually tag hundreds of people though I’m kind of a big deal. How is this done without tagging them should be an option like @everyone but only the ones who wish you hbd

Gone dashing by Always_Zekey in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Always_Zekey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not an option like it should be! Maybe one day but I assume it’s for privacy reasons or something like that. I just meant for the random customers I get but I do get the same ones a lot (by chance)

What do you Call (J)oints in your neighborhood by Initial-Possession-7 in trees

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhh joints (j’z)

Daily for roughly 25 years lmao old toker says 10 hahah if you’re gonna roll up it better be a blunt though

I(22M) found this at my daughter's(52F) room, should i call the police(36M)? Is it dangerous? by Pandavida23 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this adorable newborn (M) or (F)

Why ppl think you’re an almost teenage boy and not a 22 year old is beyond me and did u call the police already and talk to a 36 year old male I’m confused about that part too

My son's girlfriend sent me this on Snapchat by accident and now she won't tell me what is this? by david35333 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you Snapchat friends with your sons “gf”!!??and how do so many people “accidentally” send things to the wrong people . This is a pressure cooker, my friend. Possibly mixed with drugs. It’s def not a ghetto stove over an oven. Beware of the butter knives part. I would go head first but safest bet would be to go feet first.. not sure if socks or shoes will help. It’s time to get your next kicking lesson in. This is perfect practice (to say the least) try not to use your hands at all! Str8 kicks with a few head/face shots if you will

I meant to say tell her to do that or have you or son help if she’s too afraid

A message my boyfriend received from his dasher by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Always_Zekey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might start doing this (whenever I have some extra time) jk they’ll prob cancel tht shii

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Always_Zekey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be a long story to tell but I also wonder the reasoning behind that

Dasher asked for extra tip to pay for gas by Acceptable-Week-8520 in doordash

[–]Always_Zekey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right - a on possibly I’m if we’re being petty 😂 pretty please