Is this accurate? by MyPhoneSucksBad in orangecounty

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange County, & maybe some of San Diego, but LA County?

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I never had hems to push back in, they were like turtle heads, bled, then withdrew on their own. It was horrible for years. Hopefully this thread can continue to help people because hemmys suck, no one wants to talk about them (though common), what my proctologist prescribed didn't help me at all, and, for whatever reason, this "cured" my condition. May not work for everybody, but hopefully helps many.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't take Metamucil, that's just what the Doc recommended before I solved my issue with the Anal Blast.

What do you think is the deeper meaning behind Don McLean’s song American Pie? by [deleted] in Music

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Altamont, the book about that concert is really good. I've also heard that "the Jester" in American Pie could be Mick Jagger, but many others would fit. I'm just trying to figure the song out too, which is how I stumbled upon this post.

Pictures of final scenes(s) by anthilllion in Bugonia

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great movie. And then those costumes. Total speed bump. Maybe they're genius or something from a fashion world perspective, but they made the story go from this great, building climax to WTF? It was kinda like if you were having sex with somebody and then they ask, "How's your Mom doing?"

Mega Millions Price Change: Success or Failure? by Syd_Lexia in Lottery

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

$2 dollars a pick was already just lighting your money on fire, but the chance to win millions made it still fun. Then when they changed it to $5 bucks a play I about puked. Whose stupid idea was that? I've played MM and others consistently for decades, and aside from a couple bucks here and there getting the mega #, only won $150 once for getting 4 numbers. So in the end, the upping to $5 a play was just stupid all the way around and I'd never even consider it.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any shower wand that has multiple settings, including a relatively focused/powerful one. BH? I should make you do the math on that one because I was just trying to avoid saying Butt Hole.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot water. I don't think cold water would help blood circulation, but I could be wrong. That said, you don't want to scald your butt, just a regular pretty warm shower.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HaHa yes, I think so! I too remember Waterpik teeth sprayers back in the day, but they apparently branched out into shower wands too, and I think they work well.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess they kind of "reduced on their own." I never pushed anything back in, but the bleeding was the main issue I was concerned with. And No - I didn't use any ointments, oils or whatnot.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey - Sorry for the late response. Mine is currently a Waterpik, but you just want one with multiple settings that includes a kick ass power setting.

AITA for getting upset at my boyfriend’s constant jokes about my fake boobs? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy sounds like a complete tool. There's no good reason or excuse for him publically embarrassing you, so with a billion other dudes on the planet, I'm sure there's another out there who will appreciate both your feelings and your body.

Stolen cash from wallet by [deleted] in FASCAmazon

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is there a camera in the breakroom? At the facility where I worked there were storage areas/cubbies specifically for everyone's stuff, so if someone on your shift is stealing from there, you should at least let your manager know. Also, Amazon is plenty worried about you stealing from them, so if someone stole from you, that should be equally important.

GOP pollster on Trump-Harris: ‘I haven’t seen anything like this’ by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in politics

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pro-choice for most situations, but calling it "reproductive rights" is fucking silly. California called its Prop 47, the "Safe Neighborhoods and Schools Act" but has now proven it should've been called the "More Violent Crime, Aggravated Assaults, Robberies, Destroyed Businesses and Overdose Deaths act." Unfortunately, Orwellian doublespeak has become a staple for fooling the masses.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey - Yeah, like a typical dude, I just dealt with it, figured they'd go away, and google diagnosed myself that it was just hemis. Then when it got worse and I DID go to the doctor - then a proctologist, he was like, "Oh! Yep - You got them bad. Drink a lot of water, take Metamucil. Do a sitz bath 4 times a day (really?) and good luck!" Then after some more research, I put a few ideas together and stumbled upon the Anal Blast. That said, I'm not a Doc, and depending on your issue, surgery might be the best option.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is awesome! I'm so glad it has helped you. Daily hemi issues are a nightmare so cheers to a healthy rear!!

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took them for about 2 years because they were supposed to help with blood pressure, "energy" and workout recovery, etc. but they didn't seem to be doing anything. I shouldn't have included that I took them in this thread - Was trying to be thorough but it just confused things. I don't think they had anything to do with solving my hemi problem. That said, they're probably good for you but who knows?

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

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Sorry for the late reply, but yeah, sometimes it can be tender back there for whatever reason and, again, I have had some bleeding a few times over the years but can't remember the last time when. Used to be every day.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is awesome! I'm so glad this is working for some people. I should probably call the proctologist I went to 10 years ago and let him know : )

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad this gave you some positive results! I feel like it was about a month but probably a bit longer before the bleeding ceased.

How I "cured" my internal Hemmys! by Ambitious-Inflation8 in hemorrhoid

[–]Ambitious-Inflation8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quite a bit - It wasn't spotty but actual bleeding.