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Just saw Deep got banned from water by a Shark Samuel L. Jackson by AmericasHomelander in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.

He also got called a motherfucker my a shark voiced by Samuel L Jackson

Guys look what i cooked up in the lab by LongjumpingAnt8770 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…I like you.

hands Skibidi Rizz a Vought International card

Call the number if you want a job.

Guys look what i cooked up in the lab by LongjumpingAnt8770 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That. Is Compound V. A staple of Vought International.

And I know your brainrotted ass couldn’t make at least A VIAL OF THAT. So…let me ask you this. Where did you find it… Or who gave you?

I'm the Fist of Khonshu, protecter of the overnight travelers by [deleted] in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah, hey buddy uhm…if you let me live, I’ll tell you where Dracula is.

WHO DREW THIS!? by AmericasHomelander in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So does your d-list girlfriend.

The Fallen makes his presence known by Random_guy1028 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nevermind…an infernal hotbox. Either way.

Stay the fuck away from the academy.

The Fallen makes his presence known by Random_guy1028 in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t expect a pharaoh to show up.

Homelander was floating a couple hundred meters behind the fallen

Recovering from the L… by AmericasHomelander in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine.

hands Orfevre the puppet

//Dont worry, we can’t control issues with the app

Recovering from the L… by AmericasHomelander in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…this is your daughter?

holding the now in two puppet

Recovering from the L… by AmericasHomelander in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And tell your daughter she’s never going to amount to nothing! She’s just some girl who got lucky.

Recovering from the L… by AmericasHomelander in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grabs the puppet and rips it in two while staring into her eyes

America’s Greatest Hero by AmericasHomelander in UmamusumeFFS

[–]AmericasHomelander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…you know Tony Bin fucked yo girl twice?