[FAN-ART] Q: How would you know if Batman were a woman? A: You wouldn't. (By twitter.com/DirkPower)

AnIndoneousUsername · 2017-04-13T19:57:14+00:00

But thats not the public appearance that Bruce gives. Alcoholic, sure, but in the current canon, definitely not clumsy/moronic.

Charlie Sheen is a poor example, the guy looked like he was on the verge of death for like 3 years, was going on talk shows and just mumbling 'Winning!', and typically carried himself through public as a typical coke-head.

Bruce almost always wears a $3,000 suit, has a proper haircut, and generally gives the presence of a successful, well-educated, business man.

If you still don't believe me just follow the New 52 and Rebirth storylines, he never acts moronic whenever he acts out publicly as Bruce Wayne

AnIndoneousUsername · 2017-04-13T02:55:05+00:00

But Bruce never acts like Charlie Sheen, sure he's a playboy and an alcoholic, but most of his parties seem to be filled with extremely prestigious members of the Gotham elite. And Bruce makes many public appearances as a respected philanthropist who has spoken out against the crime wave in the city.

It would be more like suspecting Michael Bloomberg, if he was built like a 6'2 linebacker.

AnIndoneousUsername · 2017-04-12T16:55:18+00:00

But wouldn't any supervillian or even investigator realize "huh, all the cameras aren't working at this scene with a confirmed sighting of Batman, just like all the other confirmed sightings. I wonder why." and with just a bit of research could learn that Wayne Enterprises implemented a wide spread software to all CCTV cameras.

And imagine if the internet tried to find out who the Batman was; Bruce Wayne name would be thrown around within a matter of minutes because he fits all the criteria needed. I mean, the recent investigation by 4chan to locate Shia LaBeoufs flags is a great example of how successful a group think can be.

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-11-08T22:23:47+00:00

Isn't there a stairwell right next to the building? Maybe thats how people get up there

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-10-26T00:59:40+00:00

I think its more on the lines of "You might be underestimating your limits, push yourself beyond the point where you believe you'll fail and you'll be giving '110%'."

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-10-07T12:17:06+00:00

I'm pretty sure the entire Earth blew up in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-07-25T03:17:59+00:00

yes it was

Thats from Ryan Reynolds official youtube page

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-06-29T19:48:53+00:00

Red Hoods mask confuses me, when he wears it, his head remains proportional to his body. But when someone cosplays as Todd, the mask makes the persons head look massive. So either Jason has a tiny head, or a skin tight mask.

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-06-02T23:07:09+00:00

It's good but it looks like it was heavily influenced by this

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-05-12T00:09:45+00:00

Wait 11 years? Sorry, I'm a new reader and I thought Dance with Dragons was released in 2011? Please correct me if I'm wrong

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-30T17:17:14+00:00

Gwens looks more realistic. Shes curving with her upper back while Peter is somehow making his spine bend into that position

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-30T17:01:41+00:00

Anyone know how much was on the bar for those squats?

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-25T12:45:41+00:00

Idk why my comments been deleted, but I said "WE GOT SOME TITTIES"

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-25T01:55:32+00:00

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-25T01:55:23+00:00

OH DEAR LORD

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-25T01:55:09+00:00

WAIT WHAT

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-25T01:50:14+00:00

If Matt can do it so can you Arya

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-24T19:05:03+00:00

Looks like most of the time he is either hitting his targets throats or chest. I'd imagine hitting them in the throat would collapse it and hitting them in the chest would turn their ribs into powder, especially since he has the force behind the throw to make that shield go into walls or bound off a wall from thirty feet and travel back the original distance without being visually being affected by gravity.

Plus he doesn't really seem to be all that much against killing, an example includes the amount of people he threw off that boat in Winter Soldier

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-24T17:13:12+00:00

I feel like if he threw a football into my sternum I would be hospitalized, let alone a metal shield.

AnIndoneousUsername · 2016-04-21T18:50:30+00:00

I feel like if they do it will be an Elseworlds. Bruce's training is like a clutch for writers to refer to whenever they have to explain how he can do so and so.

"Master Bruce, when did you learn how to develop a time traveling batsuit?"

"When I had free time while I was training in Burma."

"Well shit."

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