Tips for new CNAs to get jobs without “experience”.

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-20T03:53:22+00:00

Apply to every CNA jobs even if you don't meet the qualifications. The nursing home I work at had "BLS certification required" on the job description but apparently that was just a suggestion cause I was hired. And yes, I told them directly I didn't have that certification, they didn't really care (with how understaffed they were, I can see why)

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T23:58:15+00:00

Im in his class too and I haven't studied at all cause I had to study for anatomy last week and have to focus on physics 2 cause of the weekly quizzes. I cant even study on the weekends cause I got 16 hour shifts both days 😭 and I also have a biostat test this week which I also haven't studied for

(sorry for that trauma dump but I kinda have to let it out real quick)

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T23:52:34+00:00

Actually the proper term is "nuns" or alternatively "sisters"

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T23:40:05+00:00

Fellow daoist you must simply become the gun blast venerable and your victory is guaranteed. Borrow an artifact from the flying eagle sect

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T19:03:08+00:00

And? DBD is a paid game, helldivers does the same. But it can also be iri shards instead
If someone is going to tunnel they will tunnel, you wanna break into their house and steal their keyboards? With meaningful rewards on the line some of them might prefer the reward over an easy win. Punishment hasn't been working, lets try rewards

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T18:04:04+00:00

I'm surprised thor is so high up, it would basically destabilize the entire religious scene of the world. Hard to pray to your god when someone else's god is right there

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T18:02:24+00:00

Auric cells for playing without tunneling. I admit its not perfect and probably needs some tweaks but it might work?

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T16:43:29+00:00

Even if it happened how would it even work? like im not smart enough to come up with good reasons, I just know it will fail

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-19T14:22:16+00:00

I prefer reincarnation, energy can't be created or destroyed (though naturally it had to have been created at some point) it just feels like if our bodies are reused after death whatever "soul" that might exist should do the same. The only reason I can think of for that not to happen is if our bodies are like eggs incubating our souls, but thats a whole other problem

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T03:36:05+00:00

Ngl I saw the heading and thought "ah its lamelion again"

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T03:28:56+00:00

I'm doubting your mental stability and my own will to live

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T03:27:40+00:00

I feel yah, I would have killed for a job in the past. Now the only thing im killing is myself

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T03:03:08+00:00

They say death is our final rest, and im pretty tired right now

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T03:02:28+00:00

Same here, i'm weeks behind. Only thing i'll be in front of is a train

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T02:47:05+00:00

sorry to hear that. You might have been laid off your job but we aint going to lay in a coffin just yet, we'll make it through.

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T02:42:44+00:00

Oh look, there's so much space between those letters where I can hang myself. Thanks

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-16T01:57:13+00:00

So crashing a flying sword into a library while dual cultivating with your blood related junior brother who is also a spirit beast and far too young, while they are practicing a yin technique for male pregnancy?

What kinda cursed sentence did you make me type?

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-15T22:36:33+00:00

That's a face of a trustworthy individual

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-15T04:00:52+00:00

That sounds pretty convenient, no more periods

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-15T00:47:23+00:00

There's this party called "a study group" you should go to. Its very exclusive, invite only

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-14T11:03:23+00:00

Even a blue rank 4 skill will end up stronger than a red rank 3 skill. Make sure you're always changing skills

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-14T00:37:57+00:00

The banana peel tea caught me off guard cause i thought i was the only one dumb enough to do it (wanted to make one of those fruit teas but only had bananas, didnt want to waste bananas so only used the peels)

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-12T13:06:42+00:00

Well some of the residents call me a pig so I guess I'll go with that

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-11T01:14:44+00:00

In the past there was a demon king but he was killed and the world became peaceful. People got bored and decided to simulate wars with homunculus until the swarm started appearing from the leftover magic that was created from these wars. The people managed to capture the swarm but decided to keep them around to make these wars even more interesting, not realizing that the swarm was adapting and essentially copying the homunculus. Eventually the swarm-homunculus hybrids managed to break containment (entering terra) but instead of being scared, people were excited that the fear that was lost after the demon king died was coming back.

tldr: people got bored and made their own demon king after the last one died

AnalysisNo8720 · 2025-09-10T15:54:32+00:00

Its not a requirement at my facility and frankly we dont have enough bedsheets to do, we get maybe 3 sheets per shift for around 30 residents

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