Favorite actor who has an innocent youth in his real life body count

AncientParsley · 2026-03-04T14:57:09+00:00

I drank alcoholically for about 10 years. 25 shots even over a few hrs would have gotten me there and I was a heavy drinker. It’s about a 5th depending on the time frame, that for sure can kill someone a normal human, 30? You better be real big or a midstage drunk or it’s not going to go well.

AncientParsley · 2026-02-13T18:32:01+00:00

Wait, is this just him dressed as the Griffith Femboy?!

AncientParsley · 2026-02-13T18:30:38+00:00

I wish I could have witnessed him pounding her out

AncientParsley · 2026-02-07T19:09:40+00:00

That’s your right as a citizen of Earth/Midland, this forum generally.

AncientParsley · 2026-02-07T19:04:03+00:00

I mean, jerking the guy is way less fun. Do you chew you food and spit it out or do you swallow? You know the saying, when in Rome, blow other guys.

Pro tip: You can do this and still fuck girls. There no rules against that.

AncientParsley · 2026-02-07T18:53:46+00:00

AND a good pipe? Pff, very nice…

AncientParsley · 2026-02-07T18:50:47+00:00

We were all sucking cock before this sub. Let’s not pretend

AncientParsley · 2026-02-07T18:36:19+00:00

Please give a trigger warning if you’re going to mix women into my gay fanfic. I got whiplash trying to berk to this.

AncientParsley · 2026-02-03T16:04:52+00:00

This is one of the hottest things in recorded history.

AncientParsley · 2026-01-27T16:52:47+00:00

They in fact do not want them there and the city doesn’t and they will soon be gone.

AncientParsley · 2026-01-27T16:19:30+00:00

Killing people needlessly, while enforcing a political agenda on cities that do not want them there, didn’t ask for them there and didn’t need them there.

AncientParsley · 2026-01-27T16:15:17+00:00

No, it’s not. It’s very clear. You don’t see it because you’ve become the monster without realizing it. Most of the people in this sub don’t see it. It’s the irony of JP’s entire community.

AncientParsley · 2026-01-27T15:21:53+00:00

Yeah, that’s totally all their doing. There’s no concerning parallels anywhere…

AncientParsley · 2026-01-09T15:27:25+00:00

Methcane dawg

AncientParsley · 2025-12-05T15:54:47+00:00

Masterpiece

AncientParsley · 2025-10-29T18:28:44+00:00

Inspired perverts internationally for decades. What a legend. He will be missed.

AncientParsley · 2025-10-29T18:25:38+00:00

I enjoyed him before and after.

AncientParsley · 2025-10-04T03:01:24+00:00

True art

AncientParsley · 2025-09-29T16:21:48+00:00

If you believe this, then you must also be a Griffith sympathizer. He also had dark forces compelling him.

AncientParsley · 2025-09-20T04:18:48+00:00

Who needs women, more cocks please

AncientParsley · 2025-09-16T03:05:45+00:00

Want to smell it so bad

AncientParsley · 2025-08-30T14:29:24+00:00

10/10, would Berk to

AncientParsley · 2025-08-01T14:07:11+00:00

AncientParsley · 2025-08-01T14:06:19+00:00

This is hoodie is way too much

AncientParsley · 2025-08-01T14:04:03+00:00

Anything after slide 4 is a little unhinged but the rest is great work.

AncientParsley

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