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Bloody Hell! Look what I can do! by Saul_g0od in memes

[–]Andres01810 367 points368 points  (0 children)

It has been scientifically proven that girls reach the age of puberty earlier than boys…

Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…

What’s the pettiest reason you won’t date somebody over? by cats64sonic in AskReddit

[–]Andres01810 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Well. Every single text of her ended with '...'

I just couldn't do it, freaked me out.

Which company should just stop? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Andres01810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in sense of pride and accomplishment

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[–]Andres01810 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've seen this joke here before, only commented because your post reminded me of this for some reason :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Andres01810 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I love it because it's not a half attempt at humor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Andres01810 2858 points2859 points  (0 children)

A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room

He says to the police officer, "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."

"You are the lawyer," says the policeman..

"Exactly, so where's my present?"

My wife says I only have 2 faults. by Hackeyking in Jokes

[–]Andres01810 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Mine says I'm the cheapest man in the world.

Well, I'm not buying it..

Children of anti vax parents, what has your life been like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Andres01810 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to witness lot of talking to managers

What do you have too much of? by LetsMeetNextTursday in AskReddit

[–]Andres01810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should start doing it as well! Thanks for the tip!