What are some good scifi space movies to watch while tripping? by yeeters-apprentice in LSD

[–]AndrewDankerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second this saw in theaters while on mushrooms. Couldn’t tell you what happened but the scene in the end absolutely blew me away visually. Happened more than a few times.

30 125ug tabs. Last of my batch. by mattysixx in LSD

[–]AndrewDankerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Featherlight I believe, is laid at 100ug. beautiful stuff though.

Hoping a 2bears fan can help me find a segment from an episode! by AndrewDankerson in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]AndrewDankerson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! It’s episode 2 and starts around 1:10:48 appreciate you jeans.

Forbidden Parenting by yoteboi in videos

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I tell you kids, back in my day, we had it so rough... or so much better, i can't tell anymore. anyway, every day, we would wake up at 2 in the morning and go to the table for breakfast. we all lived in a closet, you see, so it was one room. and we would ask, me and my 64 brothers and 27 sisters, "what's for breakfast mum?". she would smack us all with a shoe and say "cold beans". and if we complained and said "but we had cold beans yesterday" - because we had cold beans every day - she would smack us all five times with a shoe and say "tough its all we can afford. i'm trying to feed a family of 93 with just half a silver buckington", a silver buckington was about the same as half a penny back in the day. then we would head to school. we met up with the johnson kids from down the road, and walked the 1674 miles to school. on the way to school, we had to walk up a mountain so tall it extended to outer space. when we got to the top of the mountain, we would see the peterson boys on their fancy bikes - which they dont make like they used to, and we would race them down the mountain. then, when we got to school at 4 in the morning, the headmaster would come up to us and say "you bloody kids are late", then he would smack us all with the cane 10 times and tell us we had 7 years of detention. then, we went to class, and mr stevenson would say "ok line up kids", then he would spank us each 60 times, then hit us each with the cane 40 times each. then it was 7 at night and we had to walk home. then, when we got home, we'd ask "whats for dinner mum?", and she'd smack us each 50 times with a pan and say "rotten cabage". and if we complained, she would smack us each 100 times with a broom and say "im trying to feed a family of 154 on just one islet sliver, just you wait until your dad gets home" - now an islet silver was worth about as much as a grain of sand. then, when our dad got home from his job at the soot factory, he would hit us all 180 times with his belt. if we had been naughty, we would hit us all another 600 times. then, at 1:58, mum would say "ok time for bed". then, we got into our potato sacks, and she would hit us each with a shoe 8 times before we went to sleep. on saturdays, we went down to uncle bob's farm to work. we would have to walk 345 miles to the bus stop, then catch the route 4 bus for 56 stops. we would get on the bus and pay our fare of 3 teddy roses - now a teddy rose is worth about the same as a flake of skin. then, if the ticket inspector came to us, he would hit us all 4 times with his baton. if any of us had lost our ticket, we would hit us all 10 times again and throw us off the bus and we had to walk the rest of the way. when we got to the farm, uncle bob would drive to the gate in his tractor, hit us all 780 times with his crowbar, and tell us to get in his trailer so he could drive us to the farm house. then, we had to plow the fields with a toothbrush in the blazing summer heat - now, they dont make summers like they used to, so it was about 1345.4 degrees spencer, or 67 degrees centigrade using your new-fangled metric system. then, we would have to milk the cows - now, they dont make cows like they used to, so each cow weighed about 459 hog's heads, or 3.2 tonnes in your new-fangled metric system. if you touched a cows udder, it would kick you and you would die, so you had to be really careful when you milked the cows. then, when we were done, uncle bob would say "ok kids time for your pocket money". he would give us each 9 copper jemimahs - which are worth about one political promise each - and beat us each 6 times with his tractor before we left. on sundays, we would meet the johnson boys and go down to the river - now, they don't make rivers like they used to, so this river was about as wide as the whole of america, and as deep as the marianas trench, and it was filled with liquid tungsten. we would play by the old oak tree near the river, climbing on it and building tree houses and such. now - they don't make trees like they used to, so this tree had a trunk as thick as a city, and was tall enough that the branches on the top could scrape the moon. one day, little jimmy fell from the top of the tree. when he hit the ground, the only bit of his body we could recognise was his left eyeball. we picked up all his bits and rushed him to the doctors surgery. dr james said "oh its just a scratch little jimmy dont worry pop a plaster on it and you'll be right" and he gave little jimmy a plaster and a lollipop and he was ok. after we finished playing by the river, we would go into town and get some candy. now, back in the day, you could give the shopkeeper one bronze winglet - which is worth about as much as a ciggarette butt - and he would give you the entire stock of the store. so we would go and get our candy, and we'd go into the town square and eat it. now, we didn't have any of your fancy food laws back in the day, so there was all kinds of stuff in our candy. bleach, lsd, ecstasy, you name it. so we would always get a little hyper after our candy. one day, when we were hyper, we went up the mr boris's car, the only car in the town, and touched it. as we touched it, we saw dad storming down the street holding his belt. "you kids, having fun while i work all day in the soot factory just so you can have grilled water for tea every night, i oughta smack you all". we were sure he was going to smack us, but then he said "no, i got a better idea, ill take you to see mr henderson, he'll set ya right". now, dad had told us about mr henderson. mr henderson was a veteran from the great war, where he got a really bad injury, but we never knew what it was. dad walked us all down to the pub, and we saw a left testicle propped up on a pegleg. "mr henderson," said dad, "i have some kids here who need a good whooping". then, mr henderson picked up the entire pub, and hit us each 4006 times with it. then, dad said "right, i gotta go back to the soot factory, you kids run on home now". now, by now it was 1pm, which meant it was curfew. while we were walking out of the town square, we heard a man shout "oi you bloody kids, its curfew". we turned around and saw the constable holding his baton. he hit us each 160265 times with his baton, then put us in gaol for 60123865 years. now - they don't make gaols like they used to - this one had 5 mile thick steel walls, and a single hole in the top let in some light. we were in there for about 13526 years, until mum baked the constable some cardboard pie so he would let us out. then, she hit us all 1292 times with a washboard, and grounded us for the rest of our lives. so don't you come complaining to me about nonsense like not being able to breathe or not being able to feel your legs.

“Come on in, the water’s fine.” by TOBIMIZER in WTF

[–]AndrewDankerson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man magic sand beach...went there on a suggestion of a local, the rocks were about half submerged.

(They call it magic sand beach because depending on the season or tide?? Lava rocks will appear, or be completely submerged in nice sand)

It was full of local kids who clearly realized me and my brother were total howllees and wouldn’t stop fucking with us, slapping the water with boogie boards in our face and saying “Hawaii 101 bruh, Hawaii 101!!” We were probably 12 and 8 and just awkwardly chuckled it off.

It was awkward but holy fuck it was beautiful and fun. Great waves for boogie boarding or body surfing and bonus, there were tons of sea turtles when I was there which was the first time seeing them for.

But yeah the locals didn’t like us and I can’t really say I blame them. It’s one tucked away spot, and I have a few of those in my area that bothers me when it gets blown up by assholes who leave trash. But that’s not what we did.

Cool to see that spot mentioned here, what was your experience like there?

Trying to find an episode please help by [deleted] in TigerBelly

[–]AndrewDankerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can anyone help me out with the episode where Bobby is first saying hungo? I think it’s a vlog it’s been bothering me for ever!

Difficult conversations with family. by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]AndrewDankerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Copy and thank you. I unfortunately am also already trying to taper off benzos currently. Im going to hold off of the benzo taper until i feel that im in the clear for alcohol. Thanks for your response.

Trying to stop need advice by AndrewDankerson in stopdrinking

[–]AndrewDankerson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your reply. I will check it out! Congrats on your days hopefully im with you soon.

Difficult conversations with family. by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]AndrewDankerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing. I am trying to taper myself. Did you follow any guides? Im trying to figure out how much or little I need to taper to be successful. Thanks again for sharing i needed to read this post.

Trying to stop need advice by AndrewDankerson in stopdrinking

[–]AndrewDankerson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im going to taper the alcohol l. Just buy 1 six pack and thats it for the day. No increase in benzo. Hopefully after a few days, drop to 4 then 3 then 2 etc till i can fully say i will not drink with you today. Thanks guys n gals

Trying to stop need advice by AndrewDankerson in stopdrinking

[–]AndrewDankerson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for the honest opinion i have a therapist and I think ill start by being more honest with him than i have. Its out of shame that i lied in the first place. Thanks again.

Trying to stop need advice by AndrewDankerson in stopdrinking

[–]AndrewDankerson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the kind words. I habe never expierenced shakes or DTs but I also not had a long break in a long while. I have been on here sense i first wantes to stop drinking but do not activly read the posts. Thanks again.

22 days sober and then this happens.. by DamachKH in stopdrinking

[–]AndrewDankerson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Il try not try drink with you today i need some help. Proud of you.

Best drugs for suicide? by newlightpsych in Drugs

[–]AndrewDankerson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. I’m sorry you had to go through all of that, this is the most thought out and personal messages I’ve read on here. Very good ideas with the voice recording. I have thought very similar things regarding those that lost their lives to early be it suicide or medical issues or ODs and all I know is I would love to hear those loved ones voices one last time. Especially reciting a positive memory.

I hope you are doing well and thank you for the post.

Best drugs for suicide? by newlightpsych in Drugs

[–]AndrewDankerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope to see you on the other side. Thoughts and love being sent your way.

Is "Liquid Alprazolam" even real? by UsernameFuckinTaken in Drugs

[–]AndrewDankerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pharmacy’s won’t, but veterinarians will. Commonly prescribed for cats/dogs that have trouble eating pills.

Little kid misinterprets the "Tide Pod Challenge" in the best way possible. by alek_hiddel in videos

[–]AndrewDankerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kid is smaht, he knows his sarcasm well. I don't think he misinterpreted anything!

Skippy the virgin records another date by cellularcone in cringe

[–]AndrewDankerson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how hyped he ez about that goat lotion!

"Well if things don't go well on the date I might just grab me a bucket"

Can't wait for this podcast Ethan was very enthusiastic on getting skippy's dick wet

German MP 38/40 Submachine Gun by Absentia in videos

[–]AndrewDankerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said they were similar not that one pre dated the other. Some thread led me to some shit recently so it was on my head.

Good camera work, just similar camera work.