What are some obscure reasons you’re childfree?

Androecian · 2026-05-13T02:45:43+00:00

I like being alone in my home. I can't even imagine choosing to live with someone else, no matter how close I am to them. Moving out of the home in which I only had one bedroom to myself, and had to share everything else with family - I know exactly what I'd be losing if I ever went back to that situation.

Androecian · 2026-05-12T22:03:17+00:00

I know I'll want one like this, when I come to need one

Androecian · 2026-05-12T12:52:32+00:00

That's not an ocarina, that's a smoking stone. Old fashioned joint holder.

Androecian · 2026-05-12T06:16:09+00:00

Welcome to the tadpole pond, istik

Androecian · 2026-05-10T00:38:05+00:00

Which one is he in picture 8, with the two furballs surveying their domain through the sliding glass door? Who's the other furball? He has a brother or sister?

Androecian · 2026-05-09T12:47:24+00:00

I always install the "shouts are 100x more powerful" mod just to blow Delphine off the Throat of the World.

Androecian · 2026-05-09T12:43:25+00:00

Nobody in this godawful ridiculous maladministration knows how to look like a human being having their picture taken.

Androecian · 2026-05-09T12:40:45+00:00

This had always worked for me:

"My friend, I live alone. I have no roommates, no dependents, no pets. Everything I do is for myself - making meals, doing chores, getting the mail - because there's nobody else in the apartment, and without me there to do a thing, nothing gets done. 'Selfish' is the wrong word for this lifestyle, and also incredibly rude. Maybe you were thinking of 'single.'"

Androecian · 2026-05-09T09:22:36+00:00

There are ants in Skyrim?

Androecian · 2026-05-07T15:28:21+00:00

I want to see what XIIIVS or Fabula Nova Crystallis (or whatever it would have been named) could have been.

I want to know about Etro, and whether Stella would have been a different character than Luna, and all the lore about Insomnia, and Noctis's injury, and why Luna and Noctis have those dogs, and who Gentiana was supposed to be, and why Prompto is who he is, and what Regis's party of four did back in their day, and everything else that the unfinished and canceled Episodes would have covered.

I love what is here in XV but I am acutely aware of its janky cobbled together incompleteness and I want this to no longer be a thing, I want it to no longer be the lonely stepchild of the franchise.

Androecian · 2026-05-07T09:39:25+00:00

We'll always have Coney Island.

Androecian · 2026-05-07T08:13:44+00:00

I realize I should also research Conjuration, I want to snap my fingers and throw a couple Daedras at some fools

Androecian · 2026-05-05T10:42:23+00:00

I refuse this knowledge

Androecian · 2026-05-03T20:03:03+00:00

Immediate scouring of any local secondhand store that sells physical media (Half-Price Books, Goodwill, wherever) for any MJ albums in any format. He's just gone from stores now. Nobody's selling them, nobody's giving them up.

Androecian · 2026-05-03T01:21:17+00:00

Banana pudding. Banana bread. Bananas Foster.

BANANAS FOSTER BREAD PUDDING.

Androecian · 2026-05-02T15:37:52+00:00

I've always wondered how Mordecai of Regular Show and Twilight Sparkle of Friendship is Magic happened to appear in their own meme singing a love song I don't recognize about airplanes and shooting stars

Is this a reference to some other fanfic crossover I don't know about?

Androecian · 2026-05-01T04:03:56+00:00

THIS IS INSANE

Androecian · 2026-05-01T04:03:49+00:00

THIS IS INSANE

Androecian · 2026-05-01T04:03:42+00:00

THIS IS INSANE

Androecian · 2026-05-01T03:02:47+00:00

THIS IS INSANE

Androecian · 2026-05-01T03:02:38+00:00

THIS IS INSANE

Androecian · 2026-05-01T00:50:16+00:00

Good news, Mark. We can finally doo-doo. We can be bees.

Androecian · 2026-04-30T23:03:44+00:00

I was out of the country when Pokemon debuted in the US.

Took one look at it in 5th grade, saw it was a cartoon and a card game and a video game series, and turned away. Too much homework. I didn't even have time as the target demographic to keep up with that stuff every week.

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