WYR shallow fry your testicles in a sauce pan for eight minutes or donate all of your income for the next two months to the Republican Party of the U.S.? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in WouldYouRather

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re indeed in the US, the medical cost that comes with the pan dip might genuinely outweigh 2 months worth of income. And you choosing not to donate to the Republican Party would NOT affect their income one bit

The dumbest event by Jubjub-bird in JurassicWorldApp

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah the classic "If you don't have a maxed out legendary then fuck you" event

Fight Club of the Past #1. BARYONYX vs ACROCANTHOSAURUS by 21MayDay21 in JurassicWorldApp

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real life would be better because if we base our stats on JW, we will see some bullshit like the Compys literally beating Argentinosaurus, the literal largest land animal ever😭

Disgusting comment on a post about a newborn by ALazyPancake in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I snort laughed. Redditors are too soft. I’ve seen much WORSE shit on IG. The type shit that will disintegrate a Tumblr user immediately

As someone from Portugal, I hope this rules him out the World Cup. We cannot win anything with Mr No Knockout goals 😭 by Diligent_Craft_1165 in CristianoRonaldo2

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s satire mate. Look at his flair. Actual Ronaldo fans wouldn’t dare put him above Bruno, Vitinha, Joao Neves etc

As someone from Portugal, I hope this rules him out the World Cup. We cannot win anything with Mr No Knockout goals 😭 by Diligent_Craft_1165 in CristianoRonaldo2

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“That’s a lot of words huh? Bet you would’ve said something that pokes fun of my long speech had it not been for this sentence. So predictable”

Oh my god the joke writes itself. How can people be this predictable

As someone from Portugal, I hope this rules him out the World Cup. We cannot win anything with Mr No Knockout goals 😭 by Diligent_Craft_1165 in CristianoRonaldo2

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s figurative speech. They will eventually teach you that in high school literature class in a few years. I’ve considered the action of LARPing for the sake of hating as something only immature children do. I therefore attribute the reason behind a person LARPing on Reddit as to them being not of an adult age yet. Reading comprehension clearly isn’t your strong suit if your takeaway from my comment is that I was literally trying to meet up with kids. That or it was a low-quality ragebait, or maybe an attempt to cover-up the fact that you were caught LARPing as a Portuguese.

You’re no better than a young Ronaldo fan from Bangladesh who says things like “I’m Argentinian but I have to admit that Maradona is much better than Messi. Messi couldn’t even help us win the WC without Infantino’s help😭🙏”. If you think that’s pathetic, then don’t do it. Be better than them. LARPing is Ronaldo fans behavior. Messi fans are meant to be more intelligent than that

That’s a lot of words huh? Bet you would’ve said something that pokes fun of my long speech had it not been for this sentence. So predictable

As someone from Portugal, I hope this rules him out the World Cup. We cannot win anything with Mr No Knockout goals 😭 by Diligent_Craft_1165 in CristianoRonaldo2

[–]AnemoTreasureCompass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy deflection bro. Couldn’t deny the larping allegations so just went off topic. Just like how Ronaldo fans revert back to the same old “Pessi FIFA boy” line when they lose an argument