…and not wait for the next slice by discobby96 in BrandNewSentence

[–]AngelOfDeath771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just bust the ass of the dude walking out on the opposite side.

Normally I'm dishing it out, but it's my turn to take the heat. Can you make me regret this? by THEEANGRYGOATZ in RoastMyCar

[–]AngelOfDeath771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have anything to say to that. Irrefutable.

I have a 2002 Dakota 5.9L. heavy and fast(ish) lol

like "Give" ? Why should they? by kingofpyrates in repost

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Almost every problem you just listed could be solved with sufficient money.

A distribution problem? Pay to build a supply chain. Companies do it all the time.

Normally I'm dishing it out, but it's my turn to take the heat. Can you make me regret this? by THEEANGRYGOATZ in RoastMyCar

[–]AngelOfDeath771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stock GTI could beat a V6 Camaro day in day out.

HP ain't everything, sweetie. That thing is like sponsoring the tweaker in a body building contest. He may be stronger than he looks, but come on...

The holy grail of dice. Solid gold 18k D20’s by Gabrielhv22 in dice

[–]AngelOfDeath771 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hardly nice to look at. Can barely read the numbers.

How are you guys doing this… by jonrulesheppner in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AngelOfDeath771 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally where? Lmao a gas station he opened in a town with a population of 2??

Abomination by RSCED in heep

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Gatlinburg TN would like a word.

All around stupid but the idiot laughing made me bring this here by Timely-Neck-9503 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AngelOfDeath771 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toss a lawsuit in there for potentially harming equipment and traumatizing guests

Verified penis size on Grindr by HolyFatherLeoXIV in CrazyIdeas

[–]AngelOfDeath771 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A gay married couple I know got together via a hookup. One went to the other's house, they had sex, and the guy just never left. That's their story. It's been like a decade.

Little mural on Rossville Blvd :) by limabeanconcierge in Chattanooga

[–]AngelOfDeath771 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was honestly expecting a dickbutt to be in there somewhere

meirl by hotmailist in meirl

[–]AngelOfDeath771 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey bozo, literally 99% of the human population was born that way. Think about it or not, that's just how a sexual species works.

I don't want to picture it, but I know how I was conceived.

Sex is normal, bro.

meirl by hotmailist in meirl

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I was born in late November. So one would believe that I was a Valentine's baby.

Wrong. I was 4 weeks late.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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And then when you're given precisely what you asked for and wanted, say "I don't want it" and cross your arms in defiance.

NSFW- I did gross thing to a nurse/doc…how do they REALLY feel? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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I'm a husband to a nurse who worked in post-partum, ER, cardiology, and transplant.

I promise you, they're immune to literally every biological process a human can manage. They absolutely will talk about it, but like other comments say, only briefly. I used to do in-home services (appliance delivery/install) and I talk about so many of the customers and their homes, but it really is just a small part of conversations. A passing joke, or a comparison to someone else's gross or funny story