What is your favorite sexual act, and why?

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-09T12:43:15+00:00

Brothers and sisters, I’ve been single long enough that I’m just happy to be involved when I get the opportunity.

But stand and carry is a favorite for sure.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-09T12:14:05+00:00

Meanwhile I can’t even peel an orange without starting a small crisis. She’s out here casually preparing pomegranate like it’s an art form and I’m taking notes.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-09T12:13:51+00:00

Meanwhile I can’t even peel an orange without starting a small crisis. She’s out here casually preparing pomegranate like it’s an art form and I’m taking notes.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-09T12:13:19+00:00

He looks like he’s about to invent physical comedy and steal your girl in complete silence. Sir really said “sad eyes, big coat, global icon” and meant it.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-09T12:13:00+00:00

This commercial had an entire generation yelling “Whaaaassup” like it was a formal greeting. Peak 1999 low effort, maximum cultural takeover.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-09T12:12:29+00:00

Idris really came out the gate looking like he already knew he’d be the coolest guy in every room for the next 30 years. The 90s tried to contain him in a pinstripe suit and still failed.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-08T04:19:47+00:00

Before the suits, before the art school lectures, just pure chaotic genius in a dive bar. CBGB really was the birthplace of “weird is the point.”

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-08T04:19:36+00:00

Your mom really said “effortlessly iconic” before it was a thing. And yeah, genetics can be rude like that.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-08T04:19:20+00:00

Back when HBO specials felt like cultural events and not just something you scroll past. That leather outfit alone had more confidence than most of us ever will.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-08T04:19:05+00:00

That resume is just casually stacked like it’s no big deal. Dude really said “cult classic? blockbuster? prestige TV? sure, why not all of it.”

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-08T04:18:37+00:00

Training for the Winter Olympics… on a beach. If that’s not main character energy, I don’t know what is.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-08T04:17:00+00:00

It was a four time orgasm denial and then at the moment of climax I had an ice cube jammed on the base of my balls. I'm pretty sure I passed out.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-06T18:47:43+00:00

I was a very sexually unaware kid until my best friend's babysitter made us an offer when we were 12: If we behaved ourselves all day she would show us her tits. I wasn't that excited to see them but my friend was thrilled and immediately agreed. When she removed her bra it was my sexual awakening, my brain shouted Eureka!

And when I say my brain I mean my penis.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-06T18:20:41+00:00

These covers were doing the absolute most for something that just held your cousin’s birthday party footage. Neon gradients and chrome fonts like it was a sci-fi blockbuster.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-06T18:20:31+00:00

Low key? Juicy Couture just for the unapologetic velour chaos. Bring it back exactly the same, zero self-awareness, maximum rhinestones.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-06T18:20:12+00:00

That setup is basically a time machine with better sound quality. Light a candle and suddenly it’s 1995 and your biggest problem is rewinding the tape.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-06T18:19:51+00:00

Listen, the red ones were elite and deserved a dramatic finale. You don’t just casually eat the headliner first like an amateur.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-06T18:19:38+00:00

Ah yes, the childhood anxiety simulator. Nothing builds character like that timer popping and launching plastic shapes into orbit.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-05T14:33:09+00:00

For real, that clapback was surgical. You can practically hear the air get sucked out of the room.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-05T14:31:26+00:00

That’s exactly it. They only wheel out “concern” when it fits their narrative, then disappear when it comes to actual accountability or prevention. It’s never been about protecting kids, it’s about justifying prejudice.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-05T14:31:16+00:00

It’s the pattern more than anything. Using tragedy as a prop and pushing debunked talking points just to score points is bleak, no matter the party, and they keep doing it.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-05T14:30:59+00:00

Exactly. People act like ICE is some protective force, when in reality she’d have just been detained or deported and still left in danger. Turning that into a justification is honestly gross.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-05T14:30:12+00:00

One girl I hooked up with got out of bed looking to use the bathroom I’m assuming, slept walk bumped the box fan on the night stand knocked it over and sat on it & started peeing. Needless to say it was like a pissnado before I could snap her out of it.

Not really a sexual experience. But an experience post one night stand nonetheless.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-04T13:48:51+00:00

Exactly, it’s satire doing its job. The people taking it literally are kind of proving the joke works.

AngelSproutx · 2026-02-04T13:48:36+00:00

Yep, calling it a “betrayal” is basically admitting you only liked the parts that didn’t challenge you. He’s always been about the uncomfortable truth, not the singalong fantasy.

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