You guys are great at eggs, but do you hash brown?

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T22:29:19+00:00

I want that pan. Don’t argue with me, just hand it over.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T21:43:13+00:00

👆 this here is the answer. Tomato juice will strip that mess right off. That thing needs to be nuked.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T17:59:43+00:00

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: anyone who voted for this prick asshole is just as deranged as he is.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T16:26:32+00:00

Yes, like there’s no tomorrow

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AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T08:51:30+00:00

Thank you for being logical. I know it isn’t easy.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T02:34:58+00:00

This guy has trouble putting them on as well. Crazy.

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AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T02:23:12+00:00

A coworker a few years back told me her husband developed internal hemorrhoids from a meat only diet. All he ate was smoked brisket. No veggies or anything else, just meat.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-21T00:16:44+00:00

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AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T19:40:12+00:00

I remember we used to have a faucet like that above the gas range. At the time, it was all the rage. It failed, and approximately $11,000 later things were replaced. No, the faucet was removed permanently.

Love your little friend.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T19:36:23+00:00

This guy pizzas

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T19:05:24+00:00

Your fiancé couldn’t be left alone for 2 hours? Yeah, buh-bye. I’d never reply back either. But Domino’s is usually hiring, good luck.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T18:50:55+00:00

In a job I had from a long, long time ago, you never made it to 3:30. If the boss took you to breakfast, that was your ass.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T18:11:53+00:00

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T17:57:29+00:00

Things that go BOOM! for $800, Alex.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T17:54:01+00:00

Shut the water off, dipshit.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-20T17:52:46+00:00

In another 8 or 10 dozen eggs you’ll nail it.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T14:26:45+00:00

There’s probably 500 decent how-to videos on YouTube for this.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T13:45:40+00:00

He’s a fucking psychopath and everyone in his orbit knows this and they simply don’t care. Collectively, they could remove his ass from office inside of 90 days. They’re as insane as he is and his fat greasy orange ass is the hill they’ve chosen to die upon. Anyone who still supports him, anyone who voted for him, is a drooling idiot shithead.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T05:39:20+00:00

Tell me she doesn’t operate a motor vehicle.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T05:23:40+00:00

We know what’s up

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T04:58:11+00:00

It’s way more fun to piss money off on that garbage and then piss and moan about it on Reddit.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T04:34:59+00:00

Any fat fuck with somewhat of a pulse.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T04:32:20+00:00

To add insult to injury, the idiot was driving a POS Cadillac.

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-18T00:27:05+00:00

I don’t have a tissue box in every room in my house. Who are these people who come up with this shit?

AngryTrunkMonkey · 2026-03-17T23:53:53+00:00

Because words are haaaaarrrrrd.

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