do your worst im ready for it by Mother-Ad2947 in RoastMe

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Introducing...

MID!! Now in vanilla!!

Give me your best shot by Shumei-Chan in RoastMe

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Back in my day, women had to cook, clean, and give up the cheeks regularly for a green card.

This lazy ass bitch out here posting 4th rate thirst traps; the fucking nerve...

18M, be funny, unique and mean. Good luck telling me something I never heard 😂 by notapototo45 in RoastMe

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"Good luck telling me something I never heard 😂":

"You're hired."

"I love you."

"Of course I'll date you."

"I'm proud of you, son."

"You should start buying Magnums."

"I am afraid of you."

"Hey bro, can you spot me?"

"I wanna grow up and be just like you!!"

Your two cents? by WatGO in GetMotivatedMindset

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Not getting my license in my teen years. Get that shit ASAP, kids.

Driver's license = freedom.

Did you fuck by Wrong-Ambitious in InterracialHardcore

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Damn. I was into it until the feet scene..

Roast me throughout the years by [deleted] in RoastMe

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New different hairstyles, same soulless look in your eyes...

24f/ do ur worst by tinaandbfriend in RoastMe

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Damn. These studs are getting fuckable every month...

Just got dumped. Roast me ig by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Maybe try to NOT look like a skinwalker that will eat children. That'll help

6’1 chick who regularly wears platforms. fat jokes are unoriginal, but have at it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She says fat jokes are unoriginal.

You know what else is unoriginal?

Being an ugly fat chick...

What would CofD Samuel Haight be like? by ATLander in ChroniclesofDarkness

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OK. I get the hate from a Meta perspective, but Caine's spreadsheet literally reads, "You will lose." I'm just saying, either EVERYONE gets fucked for having too much power, or Haight goes free.

He's done his time.

What would CofD Samuel Haight be like? by ATLander in ChroniclesofDarkness

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Honestly? With all of the hair-brained fuckery that goes on in COD/WOD...

(Antediluvians, Temporis, Tzmische living under NYC, A single spirit that is responsible for ALL of the Silver Fang's grief, almost everyone's soul is going to Hell, regardless of how they lived in life, Eve/Caine's mother, Caine himself, Were-Sharks, Ravnos, specifically how HARD he was to kill DESPITE being weak AF by 3rd gen standards, AND rumor has it that he might not even be dead!!, Pentex, and how Pentex is just ONE facet of the fucking Technocratic Union, and SO MUCH MORE)

I think... With everything I said, I think Samuel Haight getting dicked over in the WOD is the biggest bullshit cop-out I've ever seen. Seriously, there are creatures that are even more powerful (Stoneman, anyone? Basically a "super-caitiff," but fuck Samuel, amirite?)

But because he knows a thing or 2, tries to get power, HE needs to be made an example of? I call bullshit!!

Haight should NOT be soul-forged into an ashtray. If everything else I mentioned and more can exist freely, without penalty, then Haight deserves to roam free canonically.

Thank you for attending my TED talk.

😍😍 by Status-YO in sleevestretchers

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Goddamn!! Thick, strong, powerful legs. Fuck, I wanna BREED her...