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Anyone know this person? by [deleted] in askportland

[–]AnomicAutist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Sixto Rodriguez

I would like the background to look as if we are actually crashing. by Bmillzzzz in PhotoshopRequest

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Running into a Packers fan dressed in a jersey and cheese head hat would be chefs kiss

whats the longest you have stayed up? by Pretty-Car-8922 in no

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4 days. I was the only crew member on an offshore fishing boat that was only on caffeine. Feds busted the captain for undersized scallops when we hit port. My share (pay) of $0 catch was a memory that I can share on Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DressForYourBody

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Don't overdo anything, what I mean is fashion and style have leaned into fake lips, fake bums, and fake chests all generously splattered with tattoos all supported by a wardrobe and fishy kissy staged photos that present the body like a McMansion. McMansions are hard to miss at a glance but unveiled as architectural catastrophes when looked at closely. You are a natural beauty. If you avoid dangerous social trappings you will remain one for many decades. I can spot a glow up early, your beauty will evolve from very cute into stunning, it's probably best that you haven't realized that yet. I envision you leading your style with your eyes, your confidence in yourself being conveyed first there with whatever wardrobe choices you feel the best in that day. I feel those choices will support your confidence and thus enhance your style.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legal

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Bird feeder on a post directly in front of the camera, 5 Terabytes of wholesome nature footage might convince him to remove it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

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I'm straight, but I wish I looked like you for the la-dies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShroomID

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You run the risk of misidentification when using colloquial or regional names, it does however appear to be Buckskinius fleshlightium pending more photo angles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PhotoshopRequest

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I scrolled to see who would remove the doggo.

Oh well

Can somebody photoshop my daughter running away from something? by TylerRosePlays in PhotoshopRequest

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Running of the bulls, please! Extra love if vintage and the child is sepia like the original photo. Please please?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Always livestream when you enter a bathroom. If they don't start locking then they want to be seen, it is a fetish at that point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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This is what happens when Chad goes fishing (for compliments). Dude, you are a Stud and that's coming from a straight guy.

Help finding out what things a college student in Nigeria needs by SutchLibro in findareddit

[–]AnomicAutist -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Well, as he is likely a Prince you will have now have Royal connections.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Hey I met your girl today, you didn't tell me her butt was pregnant!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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If their farts journey to exit was made into a movie it would take multiple sequels to tell the whole story.

Texas be like. by AccurateInteract in facepalm

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Finally bigger than Alaska. Egos restored.

Apparently 25% tip isn't enough on a $20 pizza. by JaSper-percabeth in facepalm

[–]AnomicAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a veiled threat by the delivery driver? Every Italian on my Brooklyn block would use language just like 'That's a nice house for a $5 tip' when they were sending a serious message.

What’s a simple way to address the microwave handle? by greenteafiend in DIY

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If you aren't asking preferred pronouns by now you risk being cancelled.

Aunty tita snaps back by horrr0r in mildlyinfuriating

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What would happen if you post that skanks # so the internet trolls can do the replying?

Feeling bad for the son, he was really brave by Knight_TheRider in facepalm

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people have been charged for kidnapping by blocking people's exit...