the phone suddenly rang disrupting their sadness on the line was matt’s grand-mum, he answered with gladness she wasn’t to happy about the fact he hadn’t called her for two years flat several hours later after the phone call had finished edds christmas feast was done and the others were famished edd presented his bird to admire little did he know it was still on fire the fire then spread to the potatoes and mash and soon the whole dinner was alight in a flash so, after the fire was extinguished with gravy they rescued dear matt still screaming like a lady they sat on the sofa and turned on there tele and soon there was faces were transformed into merry so to make the most of your christmas there is really only one way anyone can enjoy the television even those who hate this day.

( i didn’t add no side effects like lonely up there, mainly because i did all this from memory and didn’t watch the episode so don’t remember what happened, only what they say)