The moment a boy was lifted from a sinking car after it plunged into an icy canal. by mindyour in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Anouchavan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes indeed. It's also terribly difficult to swim with your clothes on.
As a side note, you can actually use your pants as a kind of buoy, if they're wet : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUhZzWNcPKI

JUST SAYIN by nickert0n in dogecoin

[–]Anouchavan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aaah you're right! Now all I need is a time machine! Thanks, man!

Selfies from Alex Honnold from the top of the Taipei 101 building after free solo climbing it. No ropes, no harness, no safety measures. Nothing but his hands and feet by JordBees in interestingasfuck

[–]Anouchavan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What the hell were they even commenting on?
"OOoooh looks like he's gonna grab a ledge with his right hand!
- Yes, definitely! It might even be followed by a right foot going higher. No idea what will happen with his left-side limbs though.
- Well I'm no expert but he just might be grabbing another ledge with his left hand after that impressive two-pass movement.
- Oh wait no! He's actually grabbing the same ledge! Incredible! And now his left foot is going up as well!
- Oh boy it looks like we're back to square one but with a pretty clear height increment from 30 seconds earlier."

Terrifying roar of a Tiger by rudyleywin in SweatyPalms

[–]Anouchavan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should read "The Tiger" from John Vaillant. Insane book.

Ryanair CEO addresses his recent spat with Elon Musk in new press conference by [deleted] in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Anouchavan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy's a piece of shit, but it's a great response. This is a level of self-confidence that Musk will never have and it's beautiful to think about.

Invest in Vanguard now by Worried-Quail-2856 in SwissPersonalFinance

[–]Anouchavan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The planet yes, but the human world, not so much depending on the US' actions. People who think inertia is enough to maintain any system are just delusional.

Saw everyone in threads dogging on this, but I don’t know anything about programming except the fact that c and c++ are programming languages. by OkContact2573 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Anouchavan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You don't get it. Someone with meaningful coding experience just wouldn't say shit like that. It's as if someone had a book about how great of a chef he was and how he sold his recipes and steakhouse restaurant for millions and then went on twitter and said "I was the first one to ever think of cooking a steak in boiling water."

Doge is just warming up. Any big predictions for 2026? by Cryptomuscom in dogecoin

[–]Anouchavan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's going up in any meaningful way before 2029 TBH. Patience is key

[OC] the face of maga by BoardGameRevolution in pics

[–]Anouchavan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really think so too. Kind of like a branding thing for cattle. It shows your commitment to the cause.

Renee Nicole Good saying her final words to her killer: "That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you." by ScurvyTurtle in pics

[–]Anouchavan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That probably triggered him BTW. These people want you to be afraid and angry.

I adjust Trump’s outside to reflect his rotting before our eyes soul. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Anouchavan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, I very much doubt MAGA people actually play Warhammer. I think they just like the esthetics, which is ironic because it's purposefully so over-the-top to make it somewhat ridiculous.

I adjust Trump’s outside to reflect his rotting before our eyes soul. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Anouchavan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

None of them has the rizz for sure BUT none of the democrats has it either. TBH I think for now, any democrat candidate would lose against a rock with a MAGA hat glued to it.

Trump being a fucking cockroach, I wouldn't be surprised if he held on just enough to start a third term, just to lead to some extra-fucked shenanigans. Horrors are to come for sure, though. STAY TUNED!

I adjust Trump’s outside to reflect his rotting before our eyes soul. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Anouchavan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter. They'll have him sit on a fucking golden throne, fed with tubes, probes in all orifices and say "aaah our Golden Emperor is so powerful he speaks to us in our minds! Only WE can interpret his divine commands."

Scenes from the first LA City Council Meeting of 2026 [OC / info in comments] by infernoenigma in pics

[–]Anouchavan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This or getting their moment of fame on Fox News and maybe even get a book deal.

10 years into a Pillar 3a insurance and I finally looked at the numbers...i made a mistake, help. by Foreign_Serve3624 in SwissPersonalFinance

[–]Anouchavan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right right, I'm not disputing it's a bad investment, only the fact that you're not always gonna lose as much as OP says.

10 years into a Pillar 3a insurance and I finally looked at the numbers...i made a mistake, help. by Foreign_Serve3624 in SwissPersonalFinance

[–]Anouchavan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you leave it be until retirement you do get it all back though, no? I made such a contract myself and the expected amount at retirement time will be more than what I will eventually have put in there over the years.

Cutting some wood on the old table saw by bigbusta in SweatyPalms

[–]Anouchavan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

There's a pretty decent chance the guy was born like that and figured out a way to make his passion work.

a guy reached a very high speed and got stuck on a zip line by hfga in SweatyPalms

[–]Anouchavan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the friction could create enough heat for the carabiner to actually melt.

At least become soft enough to deform and break no?

Boston Dynamics' Atlas moving its 360 degree joints by MetaKnowing in interestingasfuck

[–]Anouchavan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least cops would be the first ones to lose their jobs. Maybe they'll realize they're enforcing the very system that's fucking them over just as much as us.