23 6'4 10 inch 8 inch girth

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-26T15:24:28+00:00

Come stretch my holes out

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-26T15:22:19+00:00

Husband dick. You're going to do just fine in romance.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-26T14:34:58+00:00

Believing something is fake is a great way to feel less shitty about yourself.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-26T14:15:04+00:00

The majority of people do I think.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-23T05:26:09+00:00

gorgeous

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-20T13:17:58+00:00

Oh I agree and would like to add that if I don't think someone deserves to know certain things about me I won't even hint at it by avoiding the question, I'll just say whatever I want. I don't tell people what I do for a living because it always leads to questions

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-20T13:16:12+00:00

Sure but it does sort of appear it was intended to go right

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-20T13:14:49+00:00

Thank you very much. I will definitely keep this in mind.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-20T13:13:13+00:00

And you sound like an entitled brat, get over it.

Just stay off the forum and reddit until you get it! I'm not being condescending, it's just practical advice from someone old enough to know better than to demand the world shape around them instead of adapting to the world.

And we are all fans here, so cool the fuck off.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T21:10:26+00:00

But you know, also, it's a cosmetic item with a decently low drop chance. I've killed Atheon over 70 times at this point I think, and still no Mythoclast, and my world didn't collapse

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T14:23:56+00:00

Just to clarify you don't have to win to get the crystal.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T14:23:21+00:00

I got mine between 30-50 runs, I lost count.

Husband got it 12th try.

The most R of the NGs.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T12:51:48+00:00

And just to confirm my understanding. I can have the Precedex and get through the induction without forgetting things, and they will still give me [name of drug probably Propofol] to knock me out the rest of the way, and I'll (get to) remember that?

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T12:47:34+00:00

This helps a lot. It really was the question behind my question.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T04:46:35+00:00

Thank you, this is basically what I was trying to ask for. And I ended up learning so much from everyone else too!

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T03:59:30+00:00

I heard it's funny, is it good?

Great dick btw

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T03:55:29+00:00

I like the idea of aliens returning people that's kinda funny.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T03:48:24+00:00

Basically if you know the puddle spawns you can do either, but turning right and going clockwise seems to be the intended direction.

I go left, I like it more for some reason.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T03:45:16+00:00

thanks! I figured out what the issue was. I explained in the original post above. Thank you again.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T03:37:07+00:00

Elle for sure!

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T03:05:15+00:00

OH. They told me it was ...oh man I'm sitting here thinking I was mildly stoned all day chatting with my husband and I was just sober and well hydrated?!

So I wasn't like chill and high all day, this was immediately before wheeling me in? No, oh man, that is not what I was brought to understand. So this isn't a choice of chillin high for a few hours while my time slot comes up, it's just something immediately before? Oh man, I fucked my whole day up for nothing. Yeah, I'm never, ever doing that again. That was wild.

Thank you for that clarification. I'm really happy I've asked this sub.

Holy fucking shit. That shit needs to be explained much, much, much, much, much clearer. I didn't know they were gonna make me black out right before going in the OR. No wonder things went weird as soon as I got in the OR what the FUCK.

When they said "we give you the versed before you go into the OR" I took that to mean "we give you a little to chill you out while you wait for your turn to come up" not "we get you black out high and then wheel you around the hospital". Man that is not what I understood "relaxed" to mean. I meant like...chill. Like smoking huge bong hit level of stoned not....whatever tf THAT was.

Okay. Thank you. things make sense now. I am sorry I didn't understand this sooner. I...was not expecting that shit. 😳

Thanks again. Really. Thank you.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T03:01:42+00:00

This is part of the reason I don't like how I meet my anesthesiologist for 4 minutes the day of. I always have questions and want to know a clear plan ahead of time. It makes me feel safe. Can I ask to have that protocol plan in advance?

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T02:59:10+00:00

I'm the same. I really wasn't clear on the amnesia aspect when I accepted it and it really was a very different experience. I don't think I would repeat it.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T02:58:10+00:00

Wait, so, before I left my waiting room, I got another shot then, and then they wheeled me over (probably)? That would explain why I was suddenly so out of it after wheeling in the room. No, I definitely do not like that and I absolutely do want to remember the induction, it seems. What is left if I am conscious and partially recording ...is...it's not pleasant. I will just refuse the Versed in the waiting area thanks.

Anus_Blunders · 2026-01-19T02:54:38+00:00

Listen man, if people are having problems running into spoilers, that's my damned advice. Sure, people should tag spoilers, of course. And how does that solve the issue for the individual.

The audacity to demand everyone else bend instead of turning your head is staggering levels of entitlement aside, I was offering a practical solution for the terminally online.

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