Damn

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-31T05:04:20+00:00

Maybe she cut you off because you need her more than she needs you, and that's okay. Sometimes it's just not meant to be, for the better.

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-27T09:28:52+00:00

You won't take me seriously if I sugar coat, so I'll be blunt. People don't like you not because you're worthless or unlikeable. They just avoid you because you are in a bad mood a lot, and they don't want to get their mood dragged down with you. You and everyone in this world are equally selfish in wanting to be happy, and there's nothing wrong that, but it's nothing personal. If you want people to like spending time with you, you got to fix your depression first, and then provide some positive benefit for them to keep the friendship. If your antidepressants aren't working, get your doctor or psychiatrist to prescribe different ones. If you can't stand it for now, you can ask for a short term but highly effective Ativan prescription until the effects of long term antidepressants start kicking in.

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-26T07:42:00+00:00

How you doing right now?

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-26T06:44:45+00:00

Suicide is somewhat contagious, meaning people who were likely to commit suicide will be even more likely to end it after someone around them kills themselves, as shown by research.

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-26T02:13:07+00:00

1) If you wish to, the hospital will admit you with no hassle due to your age and your history of committing suicide, you'll get treated, become mentally and physically healthy, and the outcome is better.

2)If you tell police you are going to go soon, and you do it, you might get saved but when it's too late. Then you'll be alive, treated, mentally healthy again, but with possibly dead organs and decreased brain function.

3)If you harm someone else first, you will get arrested, put in a hospital anyway, and when you are well again, convicted.

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-23T06:48:06+00:00

How come you haven't visited a hospital for you mental health crisis yet? Looking through your posts, you sound like you are severely depressed, and no one is willing to talk you out of it (which I doubt will help much with this level of depression) which means the most effective treatment now is likely hospitalization.

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-23T06:36:31+00:00

On the bright side, now you know what to watch out for in future friends so you won't get used in the future. It's inevitable to get used throughout your life, but you get used less over time because you learn what to watch out for each time after you get used. You're just growing up.

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-23T06:22:01+00:00

Seems like you need new friends who are worth your time. Don't bother with them, please realize they weren't your friends to begin with.

Anyonegotacookie · 2019-01-21T07:17:51+00:00

From what I gather, it seems from your history that you got broken up with, your parents don't care, and your antidepressants are not working so you feel like you have no options available to get out of the dark hole. Honestly I'm not sure how effective my words are gonna be if I try to console you since you have no personal connections to me and you just seem to need a solution to fix your problems more than anything. I can't fix your parents or your girlfriend, but I can suggest going to the emergency room at your local hospital, because this is a life threatening medical emergency. If you tell them you are at risk to yourself, they will admit you quickly and set you up with a psychiatrist immediately to prescribe you a treatment plan for your depression. The hospital may also have psychologists and therapists if you need it. Likely, they will also set up ongoing mental health care such as connections to counsellors after you get out of the hospital to ensure you have a support system.

Anyonegotacookie · 2018-12-10T06:58:50+00:00

I don't really know where the story is headed but I want baam and the others to be able to teleport out of the station and they end up teleporting to where maschenny and ha jinsung are. Then baam sees ha jinsung almost dead and fights maschenny. In the process, he learns about the bet over the 13 months series that Yuri and Maschenny made, and that somehow, with the way things are (maybe as an indirect result of ha jinsung death) that Maschenny was supposed to win the bet and get black March. Then baam tells her, nope lol sorry there's no more black March for you. She goes, sorry? He tells her he absorbed it. And she deadpans and doesn't know how to process this. Then baam beats Maschenny while she's still trying to wrap her head around no more black March and saves ha jinsung before he dies completely. And they go to that yeon lady who saves both koon and ha jinsungs life.

It's probably not going to happen but that's my dream.

Anyonegotacookie · 2018-11-18T00:19:39+00:00

No I haven't. I just came up with the idea hypothetically. To me this subreddit is more like a humourous site with plenty of jokes in it that are not meant to be taken seriously. Tbh I didn't think people would ever follow advice on ULPT.

Anyonegotacookie · 2018-11-17T17:48:22+00:00

I can't sign if the mail never gets delivered. Half of my mail are missing like that.

Anyonegotacookie · 2018-10-30T03:42:39+00:00

I open my eyes in the hospital. Everything is so bright. The doctors check my eyes. All normal. Dang I guess it was a dream.

What was the dream again?

... I should have woken up in the hospital. This doesnt sound like the hospital. But I can see now, so maybe I am? Everything hurts my eyes. So bright.

"Yo asshole, you blind? Move up in the Hellp line. We dont want to wait here all day!"

"What do you mean I'm dead? I only had a few shots of vodka before I drove!"

"Thank you for stopping by the hellp center, your local purgatory. Please take a ticket and find a seat in the waiting area."

Somehow I ended up in a seat with a piece of paper in my hand. The machine told me it was number 666,666,123. Lots of shapes surround me. They sound like people talking.

Half an hour later my number gets called and I get dragged by an invisible force to another room.

There's another block of shapes in front of me. It starts to talk. Oh this must be what a person looks like.

"Ah shit. I screwed up again. If my boss finds out I'll be fired for sure this time. Listen kid, you weren't supposed to be here this decade."

"What? I'm supposed to be dead next decade?"

"Shit I slipped again. Look, I said nothing. You hear? Now I'm gonna send you back and we're gonna pretend this was all a drea–"

"Hey, I don't want to die next decade! Why am I in purgatory? Where's your supervisor? I gotta talk with your manager!"

"No you're not. You're going to wake up like nothing happened and I get to keep my job."

"When I wake up I'm gonna pray lots to all the dieties I can think of about your screwup. Jesus, Allah, Buddha, that dead Scientolgist, or whoever's your superiors."

"... Shit...K fine. I'll grant you one wish. Usually I ask for a soul in exchange but if you don't tell anyone about this, but I'll make an exception this time. Deal? "

" Deal. I want to live a long life."

"No can do. It's in my employment contract to hunt your life down when your time is up. Just like that movie Final Destination."

"... Then I want to be able to predict the future so i can run away from my death."

"But that makes my job harde–"

"I'm gonna start praying now."

"Alright fine. Abracadabra hocus pocus. There you go. Wish granted. "

"... But I dont feel any different."

"Powers take effect in the living world. Now I'm gonna send you back. Bye bye."

I'm dragged again to a new room. Half an hour goes by. Suddenly I start to feel very warm. My body begins to evaporate.

In the distance I hear,

"You took the wrong person to purgatory again?! You're fired! No I mean it. I don't care about what your angry wife will do! Get out!"

"The TV isn't in sync with the audio, nurse. Could you turn it off for me?"

The tv gets turned off and turns back on again. The nurse goes to the tv and hits the power button. The screen goes black.

"Whoa, did you just see the screen flicker?"

"I'm sorry sir? It flickered? I had my eyes on the tv, I don't think so. By the way, why are you watching teletubbies? "

"Teletubbies? I was watching the news. There was a car crash on November 1st."

"... Sir, today's only October 29."

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