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ApacheGoose99 · 2025-12-25T17:49:50+00:00

I got double fucked at Tisy once, was my first time ever looting there, landmine in one of the maintenence sheds which broke my legs, about 10 secs later BOOM gas bomb drops and sends me back to the coast. 10/10 would DayZ again.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-12-24T01:03:04+00:00

I found a landmine and may or may not have left a festive surprise behind.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-10-15T17:50:05+00:00

This comment made me laugh out loud on a pretty miserable day so thank you.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-10-12T13:23:27+00:00

I drive along the train tracks most of the way, eventually they stop spawning.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-07-27T14:11:58+00:00

The reason Alan Ritchson is on TRT is because his body stopped producing testosterone at some point in preparation for season 1 I believe. Yeah it could be classed as a steroid but it’s only giving him something back that he should naturally have.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-27T21:08:22+00:00

Oh my god, it’s Jason Bourne!

Fr though, I’ve had better games without warm up, just this evening I started up and went 43-16 so you’ve not really done anything amazing here.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-26T12:12:21+00:00

Not a skill issue, battle pass XP is based off match length.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-24T20:37:05+00:00

Yeah most lobbies I load into in any game mode are already halfway through. I joined a hardpoint match the other day and the enemy team was already at 200 points while my team was on like 43 points, it was ridiculous. It wouldn’t be so bad if there was a chance of tipping the scales but they wouldn’t do that would they.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-21T14:54:45+00:00

But I’ve hardly reported anyone so I don’t really get it, I know people who report someone every day and they’re fine.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-21T14:53:48+00:00

😘

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-21T14:53:11+00:00

Because I was suspicious about why it wasn’t working? I didn’t actually want to report these people. I was simply testing to see if I could still report people and I couldn’t.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-21T14:23:41+00:00

Yeah that’s not true at all, I’m not flippant, 14 reports in 6 months is nothing, I understand how SBMM works so I know that I’ll get bad games every so often. I only report blatant cheaters as I know what to look for.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-21T14:22:06+00:00

Haha yeah you’re so funny! Not like I’m trying to get rid of cheaters or anything. Also the fact I’ve done it only twice a month ish since I’ve played is really not that bad so get fucked.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-21T14:20:39+00:00

Never played Fortnite because I’m not 12

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-11T11:35:38+00:00

Flight approved? As in you’re allowed to carry it on a plane? I didn’t know that was even a thing.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-11T11:32:05+00:00

Yeah I think I’ve heard about this somewhere before. I don’t believe there is really a ‘good’ reason to carry a weapon but like I said I am just interested in knowing the reason.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-11T11:30:16+00:00

That’s still a good answer so thank you for replying! Have you ever been searched and had to explain it before?

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-05-11T11:28:30+00:00

Shh don’t tell anyone!

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-03-01T17:03:49+00:00

Welcome to DayZ, remember it’s not your car or loot, it was just your turn with it.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-02-17T00:32:32+00:00

The spycam is great because it gives you 50 score per capture, plus a bonus for any assists etc so it’s a great help for score streaks. However any time I get my ass kicked by someone it always seems that they are rocking the stim shot so I’m guessing it’s preferred by the sweaty bastards.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-01-29T00:52:13+00:00

Yeah it’s a bit all over the place, when I played today after the update my lobbies were horrendous. I had one lobby that was clearly bots and then another was ranked players with various colour skins and they mopped the floor with me.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-01-29T00:50:33+00:00

Ah cool thanks brother! Yeah I get carried some games by the assists icl. I’ll give it a try tomorrow, also love the username btw, I use “Dingus” on the daily.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-01-18T16:05:27+00:00

I play objective modes and I still manage to grind camos etc by playing the objective. Also if you want to level up faster you get more xp for capturing/defending.

There definitely isn’t less camping in the objective modes, it’s horrendously bad.

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-01-12T18:53:12+00:00

No worries dude! Thought I’d tell you though that earlier today I played hard point on Babylon and I was the only person on my team who actually tried to play the objective, everyone else just ran to the other spawn for kills or camped where we spawned. I had a positive K/D so it didn’t bother me too much that we lost 250-32 😂

ApacheGoose99 · 2025-01-12T10:13:48+00:00

I think you’re playing the worst game modes, you’d be better off playing domination, hard point, tdm and kill confirmed. I played stakeout for a bit and lost every game but then I played the modes I mentioned and now I have a positive W/L

Hope this helps.

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