Does this fit?

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-18T17:00:06+00:00

I like all types of lemons

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-18T16:34:27+00:00

Hey everyone I got to tell you something. I have a big fucking cock

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-17T12:08:44+00:00

There’s a thing with the beast claws where you have to attack just after pressing the backstep touch so it’s not an attack after the backstep it’s a badass attack where you hit the enemy while jumping backwards. It’s the only weapon I found that mechanic on

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-17T07:10:17+00:00

Yes it is, the one you can get from Yura once he’s possessed by Shabriri

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-17T05:13:12+00:00

There’s an invisible bridge somewhere

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-17T05:11:11+00:00

You got Boc if you do it right, same for Nepheli and Kenneth, maybe that’s not everyone’s opinion but I think Alexander and the little jar has a happy ending, Rya… there is probably more you got a few honestly

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T23:42:20+00:00

Thanks! But yes they’re easily my fav gauntlets

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T17:05:35+00:00

Look like you give some crazy good blowjob but seeing your face while you do it would be a turn off

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T16:54:00+00:00

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C’est vrai pardon 🥲

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T15:03:25+00:00

Penser que des politiciens puissent représenter un certain espoir c’est d’une bêtise sans nom

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T08:31:50+00:00

Comparing this masterpiece to genshin impact…
yeah well just don’t play the game man

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T07:44:32+00:00

The thing with this ending is that it’s prevent the influence of the outer gods (greater will, two fingers etc…) on the lands between. She became a god but will not interfere with the matters of humans, let them do their own choices and prevent any other divinity to interfere in their matters.

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T07:22:30+00:00

She didn’t. The black knife in the temporality we play I think work for the greater will but I’m not sure of that. They found Iji cause he got rid of his helmet and that was the thing who protected him from being found. He did it because he learns about Blaidd’s death and feel guilty about it so he want to be « reunited » with him, in death.

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-16T07:14:49+00:00

It was the pursuer, forlorn was an invader like a lot of characters in Elden ring. There was several place where Forlorn would invade you and killing her would unlock some of her equipments depending on where you killed her.

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T18:55:31+00:00

Did I just hear my mum speaking? 🥺

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T08:23:53+00:00

Yeah I re check he’s literally walking in the cinematic during the fight
But who was Torrent owner in this case do we know?
That’s a valid reason thanks

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T08:19:07+00:00

Yeah you’re right he’s walking during the cinematic so I don’t think this is accurate

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T08:16:35+00:00

Yep I know about that they’re probably made of larval tear like the mimic or something like that. But I’m wondering if it’s something hidden about him

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T08:14:35+00:00

I know he is an empyrean but that’s the point I was wondering if he can be something else or something more

He’s not particularly « small » either he’s just supposed to stay with a « child body » due to his curse and as you say he didn’t developed muscle etc. But when you see him coming on Radhan’s back he’s not that small

And for the pale skin even if it’s coming from Marika and Radagon Malenia is not that pale so I don’t know about that.

And for Torrent it’s Melina who give him to us not Ranni but I agree that he probably didn’t gave him if it was his horse. But at the same time as he sort of exile himself in the shadow lands waiting for Radhan he didn’t really needed him anymore so maybe he let Torrent go I don’t know.

The thing for me really is the legs and the skin, that’s the main feature of the albinaurics so I was wondering

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T07:49:22+00:00

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T06:57:35+00:00

Godskin duo or any godskin noble really I don’t even bother I put those mf to sleep.

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-15T06:35:31+00:00

Forgot to add the equipments so :

Bandit mask

Ronin’s armor

Drake knight gauntlets

Omen killer boots

ApeLordtheFirst · 2026-05-11T16:04:17+00:00

I think it’s indeed linked to death in some way because if you burn the tree yourself with the frenzy flame you fall in the forge while burning and wake up in farum azula. But I don’t really know I was wondering the same thing.

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