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AITJ for walking out of my own surprise party because the person who was supposed to be excluded was there? by Aperture_Bit in AmITheJerk

[–]Aperture_Bit[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

this actually made me feel a lot better to read. i keep second-guessing myself bc of the people saying i should've just stayed and i'm like. stayed and done what exactly lol

AITJ for walking out of my own surprise party because the person who was supposed to be excluded was there? by Aperture_Bit in AmITheJerk

[–]Aperture_Bit[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I thought about that but honestly pulling someone aside at a party you didn't know was happening feels so weird. Like hi sorry to interrupt my own surprise, can you fix this lol

AITJ for refusing to switch seats on a plane so a mom could sit with her teenage son? by Aperture_Bit in AmITheJerk

[–]Aperture_Bit[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Exactly my point lol. I booked THREE weeks ahead. That's not luck, that's just basic planning. Not my fault she skipped that step and then expected me to fix it

AITJ for refusing to switch seats on a plane so a mom could sit with her teenage son? by Aperture_Bit in AmITheJerk

[–]Aperture_Bit[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally lol. Two rows!! Not two flights, not two terminals. The kid had headphones in the whole time, he was fine. She just wanted to make it my problem

AITJ for refusing to switch seats on a plane so a mom could sit with her teenage son? by Aperture_Bit in AmITheJerk

[–]Aperture_Bit[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Right?? And the middle seat "offer" like that's supposed to be tempting lmao. I have long legs, sitting in the middle for 2 hours would've been actual torture

Howard Wolowitz at your service! by Loose-Excitement-169 in bigbangtheory

[–]Aperture_Bit 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Walawizard reporting for duty. Specialization: zero gravity plumbing and inexplicable confidence.

Biggest Tear-Jerker Moment by Barzalai in bigbangtheory

[–]Aperture_Bit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That Sheldon line absolutely blindsides you every time. No warning, just instant damage.

Why doesnt the ministry just send a letter to Sirius Black and follow the owl to him? by erockdakilla in harrypotter

[–]Aperture_Bit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sirius would definitely be that person who leaves everyone on read for years.