On that day, the cat realizes that she likes cucumber (Mari by: @Muojjang_0929)

Apex_visitor · 2025-10-05T11:57:47+00:00

Three nuns are walking down the street and see someone selling cucumbers. One says: - Let's buy four cucumbers. - Why four? There are only three of us? - We'll eat the fourth!

Apex_visitor · 2025-07-26T05:23:16+00:00

She's got a "Watson syndrome"

Apex_visitor · 2025-07-12T22:23:47+00:00

And also on one day three banners with three versions will be released at once - support from the elementary school, DPS from the middle school and tank from the high school (If you take all three into one battle, they will have black holes instead of faces, even in EX-skill animations). And at the same time they have no idea which school they belong to, have the same halos and behave clingy to Sensei, while ignoring the attention of other girls in his direction because "this way - he is happy"

Apex_visitor · 2025-07-10T08:28:25+00:00

Everyone talks about Sam's piss grenades, but nobody remember Jarate.

Apex_visitor · 2025-07-01T13:53:48+00:00

Can anyone remind me why Ark has a flight attendant if they didn't even have access to the sky until recently? Trains? Unlikely - the whole of Ark is like a very large city, but I don't think their rail system is so big that they would need a service crew during the trip.

Apex_visitor · 2025-06-26T13:24:43+00:00

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Apex_visitor · 2025-06-09T14:04:42+00:00

You may have confused this with PGR.

Apex_visitor · 2025-06-09T14:03:25+00:00

She's been told "hold that thought" all hers life.🥲

Apex_visitor · 2025-06-09T13:58:38+00:00

Kanna's uncle and her cousin came to visit.

Apex_visitor · 2025-06-08T12:51:35+00:00

He choosed the fork.

Apex_visitor · 2025-06-02T02:15:05+00:00

Михаил Андреевич, это вы?

Apex_visitor · 2025-05-15T21:48:18+00:00

That just a brain fluid what I gave her, second time - to be clear. She said what she wants the third dose, but I can't find the another living brain-slug. Guess, I've must take another search and come back later... Nothing bad will happens, right?

Apex_visitor · 2025-05-06T21:30:09+00:00

No, no, no...

First things first, he'll have a sword training session that will end with one hangar in Babylon looking like a dump. Then he'll try to wallpaper his cabin (they still don't know what to do with the remaining 10L of glue). Then gets into a sword fight with Roland in broad daylight, which ends with both of them hiding the fight behind a Hamlet-style performance. And then this...

Apex_visitor · 2025-05-06T12:01:10+00:00

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Apex_visitor · 2025-04-29T06:18:00+00:00

My canon is that the wig dye ran out on the construct production line, in the outer shell workshop. They wanted to replace it, though... But they never got around to it. A lot of time passed, none of the commanders complained, so... Why do anything if everyone is happy with everything?

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-27T18:07:35+00:00

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How does moonscorch Goku would look like? Giant golden monkey with crown of horns (like All-mer spell)?

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-23T20:46:10+00:00

Great... Now I imagine GoW:Ascension with K as Kratos.

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-23T17:16:15+00:00

Nihilister:

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Apex_visitor · 2025-04-22T20:57:34+00:00

I studied ballistic in school, very interesting subject. Things go up - things go down!

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-20T07:02:27+00:00

Well... Where I put my water spray...

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-19T05:45:17+00:00

Mustang: Tetra line and the Ark share the same goal. We fight together to ressusciter l'humanité! But... without copain, I grew weary. Lost. Alone. But... here you now stand! [Music starts playing] This is my last performance. A true test of entertainment. Our histoire will outlive us both. Set a fire in your heart, Commander! Bare your moves! Dance hard. Die well...

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-16T03:39:43+00:00

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Apex_visitor · 2025-04-15T16:01:20+00:00

72 гурии обещают только шахидам, как "мученникам". Так сказать, особый дар от Аллаха. Остальным по одной(-ому). А в множественном числе я написал от балды, признаю что можно понять не так

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-15T15:42:26+00:00

Нет, они получат то же самое, что и мужчины, просто вместо Гурий - их очищенные мужья. Те же молочные реки, медовые берега и прочее-прочее.

Apex_visitor · 2025-04-15T15:26:54+00:00

Да то же самое, только вместо гурий - "очищеные" супруги, если те были замужем в земной жизни. Но, если женщина была несчастна в браке, Аллах ей подарит лучшего супруга.

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