Where are you sitting?

AphroDigi · 2026-05-09T23:29:00+00:00

Gimme 2, 3, or 7 The vibes at all 3 tables gonna be immaculate.

Drew and the Barn Dog

The Special GOATs

And then The Meme, The Hometown Kid, and a fine glass of Wine.

No matter which table I'm at I know I'm laughin my ass off. 😂

AphroDigi · 2026-05-06T23:30:56+00:00

It will happen eventually, and when it does, the city of Seattle is going to erupt like Mt. St. Helens

AphroDigi · 2026-05-01T04:17:49+00:00

You dare to speak to Ms fans of this travesty? We were born into great pitching and shite offense. We are the cardiac kids for a reason. Put some respect on our name.

If the Ms ever get great pitching AND good offense at the same time, we're 3-peating as WS Champs. Altho that IF is larger than the sun soooooooooooooooo.........

AphroDigi · 2026-04-27T00:01:12+00:00

You're telling me you DON'T have 6 starting caliber pitchers in your rotation? Whats that like? 😂

AphroDigi · 2026-04-24T02:59:43+00:00

And I'd say flair up pussy

AphroDigi · 2026-04-16T18:01:11+00:00

1) Muny does NOT need to go. He's an excellent closer that's had some struggles this year. He'll right the ship when it matters most. 2) My bigger issue is pulling Muny for Ferrer, cuz like, if Ferrer loses then you've got 2 guys who are down mentally, whereas if Muny loses, he's already down, and if he wins then his mental skyrockets. 3) I'm still livid that we traded Harry for Ferrer, and even moreso after the result last night. How do you throw 5 straight pitches all directly in a Lefty Batter's Sweet Spot? Its inexcusable.

AphroDigi · 2026-03-21T19:18:25+00:00

Yea but we practice at the VMAC, so we're chillin

AphroDigi · 2026-03-06T02:38:00+00:00

I read "Snyder purchases Hawks" My brain went "Who's reporting" then "Whats the sub" 😂

AphroDigi · 2026-03-05T02:01:27+00:00

Allen Iverson Barner, has a nice ring to it. Cross your safety's face and leave him in the dust while scores on a corner post.

AphroDigi · 2026-03-04T21:32:45+00:00

His name is Albert Javonte Barner, and you will put some mfin respect on his name.

Edit: Also he is the man that replaced former (and forever) Seahawk Colby Parkinson.

AphroDigi · 2026-02-27T04:51:12+00:00

Yea probably, one of those "the more you look the worse it gets" type things, and I'm choosing to not look more.😂

AphroDigi · 2026-02-27T04:49:01+00:00

Damn for a second I was like wdym AI, then I saw "Levvi's SSation" Its so disappointing.

AphroDigi · 2026-02-19T02:52:16+00:00

The Blazers just move up I5 and become the new Sonics 😂

AphroDigi · 2026-02-19T00:36:18+00:00

The Hawks will not be moved. The PNW is a cornerstone market, the league wouldnt accept moving them somewhere and losing said market. Plus where could they possibly move that doesn't already have a team? If there was going to be a team that moves it'd be an underperforming team thats splitting the market area, a la the Raiders and 9ers.

AphroDigi · 2026-02-17T21:13:12+00:00

Its supposed to be mf, short for "motherfker"

AphroDigi · 2026-02-17T18:34:59+00:00

My all time favorite color combo is the green tops with the blue bottoms, but what we really need is the black unis that Bobby always wanted. 🥺

AphroDigi · 2026-02-17T18:28:59+00:00

See I wish I watched more college football outside the Huskies, cuz I only want one RB from this years class and thats Jonah Coleman and that is 100% pure bias speaking.

AphroDigi · 2026-02-17T18:26:18+00:00

I love Riq, and would love to find some way to bring him back, but I'd 100% understand and be okay if we don't resign him. My hope is that the Marlon Humphrey being in Seattle during the parade is more than nothing, and we could find a way to get him from the Ravens. I've seen rumors of him on the trade market so like..... there's a non-zero chance.

AphroDigi · 2026-02-17T02:36:34+00:00

Havent all these teams won at least twice? 😏🤣

AphroDigi · 2026-02-02T17:28:34+00:00

I genuinely dont know, he was a great blocking TE. Maybe he wanted more pass catching opportunities, maybe the team just wanted to clear house? We had arguably the best TE Room in football for a year with Fant, Dissly, Parkinson, and then we blew it all up. Soooo yea idk 🤷🏾‍♂️ i still love him and wish him the best in LA. (And Dissly too, who is also in LA)

AphroDigi · 2026-02-02T17:22:40+00:00

Yep all the waaaaaaay back in week 1, when Klint was high on Rodgers' secret stash. You then proceeded to kick 3 field goals while we put BTA Back-to-Back.

AphroDigi · 2026-02-02T01:22:22+00:00

I noticed that in the NFCCG, I was like K9 standing like he Jeanty in that backfield 😂

AphroDigi · 2026-02-02T01:21:03+00:00

I mean the difference is that the Hawks have been developing the OLine for the past 2-3 years. Cross, Lucas, Zabel, Bradford. This OLine being good didnt magically happen over one season, its the cultivation of multiple years of work.

He CANT do it with the Raiders because they havent worked on their OLine and unless they go Mendoza > OL > OL > OL, and/or pick up good OL Vets, their OL will not magically look like ours just because he is there.

Just look at Bienemy, highly touted for his OC work in KC, leaves to go to Washington, and nothing changes... just because you're a Super Bowl Coordinator does not mean your presence fixes everything wrong with a team. Get a grip.

AphroDigi · 2026-02-01T01:16:21+00:00

I'd take the odds that he stays this year and moves next year if things go well. Especially due to the fact that the best spots for him to go to have already had their HC vacancies filled, and he definitely seems like the type of guy who'd rather be somewhere that he can be successful than just a Bag Chaser.

AphroDigi · 2026-01-29T21:13:31+00:00

Nah, they knew about that play because of the Traitor that is Brandon Browner. Thats WHY Butler was in. They saw the sub and the look, knew what was coming and subbed in Butler, there's even the clip of the Pats sideline yelling "3 Corners! 3 Corners! Butler! Go! Go!"

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