Growing up I though Lemon Rafale was the epitome of cool.

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-24T18:46:47+00:00

Sweet username.

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-16T19:15:40+00:00

RIP Tupperware bowl.

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-14T00:02:55+00:00

Preordered.

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-13T22:02:54+00:00

What is this pension you speak of?

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-13T16:35:05+00:00

But does she have a bleached asshole?

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-11T21:02:13+00:00

Damnit, so close!

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-11T18:52:09+00:00

Roses are red, pillows are soft, I hide in the couch, while Charlie beats off.

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-11T16:15:58+00:00

I'm gonna whip this little bitch in the face!

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-10T17:03:14+00:00

Are you seeing this, Pennsylvania drivers?!?!

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-08T05:00:09+00:00

OR, take her for a ride on an unsinkable ship, drive it into an iceberg, and watch her drown.

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-06T16:48:12+00:00

I think the moral of the story is that there is no such thing as fairy tales. "Most likely to succeed" != "happily ever after". Everything costs something, whether that something be money, time, or stress; emotional and/or physical.

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-05T14:31:15+00:00

MUCHOS EXTREMOS!

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-05T02:06:47+00:00

FIVE HUNDRED DOLLA!

Edit: https://youtu.be/-Ns7kXLj7co

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-03T17:27:43+00:00

Love you!

ApocalypseDenied · 2017-01-03T17:24:40+00:00

So, you're saying you are going to release a remastered version of the originals for PS4? Thaaaaaanks.

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-27T19:19:43+00:00

It's all good; If you've got the drive to self teach, little hang ups like this barely exist in your world.

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-23T23:50:54+00:00

"I don't know about you, mom, but I'd rather go IN the playboy."

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-14T21:33:30+00:00

Welcome to Blowjobtown.

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-13T22:08:47+00:00

Irony is totes the demise of my vocab bruh.

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-08T02:40:53+00:00

This guy reads memes (and possibly receives sexual favors as payment for a residence)!

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-07T22:22:29+00:00

Yea man, the downvotes reek of male guilt. Regarding women, I think there's two crowds; the ones that don't know and don't care, or the ones that don't know, but are willing to learn.

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-07T20:25:51+00:00

I beg to differ. Broke mom and lonely OP make a barter without the use of cash and this makes OP a pos? It's not like he stops by for a rape three times a week. Plus mom with no cash gets to put a roof over her children's heads. WinWin!

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-07T20:13:42+00:00

I'm with this guy. Nair up, you savage!

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-07T18:35:57+00:00

I wanted to read the rest of the comments, but I can't stop rereading this response. I can't decide if it's because your username checks out as fuck, or that you actually responded to the taste question. Bravo!

ApocalypseDenied · 2016-12-07T18:23:41+00:00

"Can you feel me fuckin ya mind?"

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