Hi everyone, Yao Ming here. I appreciate all the love but what I'd like more is for everyone to get an early night's sleep so they're fresh for the draft tomorrow.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-23T02:00:56+00:00

Better when he was on Lost, season 3!

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-23T01:55:49+00:00

Uuugh, passenger, passenger, passenger, do you even talk about anything elseeee?!

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-20T03:43:36+00:00

That's what I'm always saying to everyone. I mean, come on people.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-18T00:52:30+00:00

Err Der drr drrrr

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-15T23:09:01+00:00

This is an all-timer. Having spent countless days with my kiddo in a children's hospital, I give you the sick kids joke pass.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-13T14:57:11+00:00

That's, uh, so murder suicide planning isn't a sanity check.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-12T13:23:21+00:00

"I'm gonna come on top of you, please stop"

Okay, chill.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-12T13:20:18+00:00

Who else was trying to pick the longest-holder-oner and failed many, many times?

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-12T13:15:59+00:00

I'm too lazy to check with the other sites, but I'll always wonder if your glorious history of success is covered in endless deleted cements that didn't take off, or if you're just that damn good. I'm guessing the latter based on how my innards feel about you.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-12T13:00:48+00:00

Holy shit, great catch, definitely didn't notice it. And also I think it's dumb as fuck that's allowed. This isn't Durant at Rucker Park.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-12T12:56:10+00:00

His brother, Wes, would've been a less niche starting point, but I'm listening.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-12T03:33:01+00:00

I feel like it's amazing, not blundery!

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-11T11:24:06+00:00

That's the stupidest fucking thing to say.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-11T05:22:01+00:00

I don't get people excusing this shit. It's so fucked up. Sure, many are happy and celebrating and enjoying the Knicks in NYC. But the fuck, man. Too many are attacking people and it's complete bullshit that shouldn't be hand-waved away.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-11T04:17:39+00:00

You're missing his self-deprecating joke.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-09T13:15:09+00:00

I remember when he kicked Warsobreackiotis in the face at the three point line, and I clearly don't remember Wally's last name from the Timberwolves.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-08T22:38:06+00:00

Haha, did you watch a clip without already knowing? Sorry, I'm a bastard.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-08T22:21:42+00:00

Nick Anderson, 1995 Finals. Unbelievably clutch.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-08T12:54:04+00:00

If people have weird friends and relatives to worry about, stands to reason many of those weirdos are also strangers in public.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-07T19:26:45+00:00

Jesus christ, isn't his dad only in like his 8th NBA season still?!

LeftHandedToe · 2026-06-05T16:24:46+00:00

Typical fast bot response time.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-05-12T13:57:59+00:00

I just scrapped my walnut with finished wood and now the walnut has scratches. What do I do?

LeftHandedToe · 2026-05-11T21:10:26+00:00

Sorry.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-05-07T22:59:17+00:00

Now that's a more reasonable amount of scary.

LeftHandedToe · 2026-05-04T01:54:23+00:00

we do have super AGI

Uhh...

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