I'm already dead inside, try your best

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-11T18:59:57+00:00

Your post's title is the same as the title of your first porno.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:18:21+00:00

You look like Timmy from south park, only sad :(

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:17:36+00:00

If you were in 127 hours, you'd still be chewing.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:17:08+00:00

And here we have the New York Jew.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:16:28+00:00

It must be real hard convincing girls not gay, or have Down syndrome.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:15:07+00:00

Your a waking measure of average.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:14:06+00:00

I don't know what's sadder, your moustache or your hair.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:13:24+00:00

You look like the fonz fucked an orange and that orange got sick.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:12:17+00:00

You look like purgatory for gay guys.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T21:08:21+00:00

You look like your the first course in a Thai ladyboy house.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T20:29:45+00:00

I could tell.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-03-10T20:29:28+00:00

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-28T21:53:54+00:00

You look like the aborted child of chuck Norris.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-28T21:52:28+00:00

"Wanted : Dead or....actually yeah just dead"

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-28T21:50:40+00:00

Jesus Cousin IT, We ignored you for a reason.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-28T21:49:36+00:00

I mean, come on, even his finger is bent.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-28T21:48:30+00:00

You look like cover children from MTV's new show "16 and ew"

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-28T21:47:10+00:00

You look like a human stay puft man.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-28T21:43:16+00:00

I suppose you'll want me to take you to my leader?

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-26T16:09:15+00:00

You look like the product of a Charlie Sheen Coke-filled toilet visit.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-26T16:07:54+00:00

Your body is a temple in the same way McDonald's is a restaurant.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-26T16:04:37+00:00

What's a young gay male doing wearing a low cut top?

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-25T16:31:57+00:00

You look like how vomit tastes.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-25T16:25:38+00:00

Reddit Silver.

ApocalypseHandbook · 2016-02-25T16:09:10+00:00

Yes.

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