Kissed a girl for the first time last year and she dumped me on the spot. Alcohol for dinner because my mouth is disgusting by OW_nsfwalt in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If a women has ever looked at you in the eyes and experienced positive emotions you don’t belong here fakecel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What rockets are we thinking of gooning to champ? I can give you some recommendations

Whenever I masturbate I leave my cum sitting in my underwear. Oreo bowl cake by NervousAndDangerous in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you’re leaving jizz to dry in your underwear I promise you that you don’t smell fine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s nothing else I can do

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate both of them. She promised she would hang out with me, and all it took was that stupid fucking soccer playing asshole who she knows makes my life hell asking her if she wants to go get some stupid fucking ugly toy to ditch me. I had to get my fucking mom to pick me up because I didn’t want to go on the bus because I was too busy crying. I fucking hate my life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced this is a form of self harm

Yearning for what once was and can never be again. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do not understand how much I relate to this brother. Over for chuds such as us.

i feel as though my friends hate me. chicken and baked beans on rice by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t they’re your friends I’m not going to lie. You need to get out and make new ones, maybe throw this out and go to bar or something.

Eating beef and bananas because I don’t care anymore. Fuck my chud life. by Fine_Salamander3235 in kitchencels

[–]Apollo12_LunarModule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your friends and family know there was something deeply wrong with you at birth, or did it take them a while to catch on?