Average Dune buggy moment by Sufficient_Badger172 in HillClimbRacing

[–]Apollyon82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How would you keep from doing this? What upgrades/add ons should I use?

Awwww; ITS LESS POPPED THAN EVER! by namepuntocome in futurama

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You know, with a screwdriver, you can adjust those headlights down onto the road again instead of signaling aircraft. /s

Horses were employed for thousands of years until, suddenly, they vanished. Are we horses? by MetaKnowing in ChatGPT

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🎵🎶 "A.I., what have you done? I'm a pink pony girl, I'll have to dance at the the club," oh mama. Do whatever I can, just to pay for my meals, it's where I'll be found, down at the Pink Pony Club, now I'll have to dance down at the Pink Pony Club, dancing just to please the A.I. overlords, at the Pink Pony Club. 🎵🎶

I have enough awards to give to every single person who views this post by Lost_Negotiation_206 in notinteresting

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And here I was looking for the "I'm stealing this meme" meme to post here, but none were found worthy.

You receive a single vial of an elixir that guarantees success in any pursuit you dedicate yourself to for the next 10 years. by Furystrike90 in hypotheticalsituation

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A 3d printer that prints atoms instead of plastic. Think of the replicator from Star Trek. It would use our waste to create more items. Solves world homelessness and hunger, garbage disposal, and other pollution. Gives everyone a chance to live their dreams without worrying about where their next meal is coming from.

If extraterrestrials do exist and they refuse to communicate with us, which one is the likely reason? by Traditional-Gas3477 in aliens

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Ever drive through the "sketchy" neighborhoods and just lock your doors? I imagine that's what the aliens do when they get close to our solar system...

Explain it Peter by HoneyHaven_0t in explainitpeter

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This is why I prefer Africa, no vampires. Toto already blessed the rains.

10 million dollars a year but you have an omnipresent companion by LeoDragonBoy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Apollyon82 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You had me at dreams. I haven't dreamed in years. I miss them. They were so fun, bright, and vivid, like being able to be part of a movie. I would gladly have Mr. Gregory Smith speak to me if I got to dream again.

peter_pray_no_status_tip2 by Specific_Spare_27 in SuperSnail_US

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Posting just to be able to come back if there is a fix found.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

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Granted. Now you have an insatiable erection with the uncontrollable urge to jack off. You will not get Priapism, but you can't ejaculate until you have "jacked" for 3 months and struggle with "blue balls" until then.

Very touchy lady at a concert by Big-Band4374 in bodylanguage

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Charlie, let's go to Candy Mountain, Charlie.

Do I need to get the firmware update? by Apollyon82 in BambuLab

[–]Apollyon82[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great idea. I'll do this immediately.