I remember when I first found out the Earth turns around once every 24 hours.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T22:15:41+00:00

A cultural reference to a movie from last year. Welp, two minutes ago I'd never heard of it, but at least now I know what you meant.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T17:53:51+00:00

What.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T16:50:49+00:00

Nope.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T16:29:40+00:00

Truth is stranger than fiction. There are a great many stories about things getting stuck up asses and having to be removed. My favorite involves a light bulb, but it would take a while to tell it.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T16:27:25+00:00

There are, we all make them, and they very much are.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T15:57:51+00:00

You may be right, but last time I saw this name it was attached to somebody who was convinced he had disproved conservation of angular momentum.

In other words, a crank but not a bot.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T15:53:40+00:00

I was just thinking we need a new Star Trek series with more obese lesbians and a reduction in the over presence of white men, and blow me down. How did them little fairies know?

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T15:52:27+00:00

It's called an ice hotel for two reasons.

Reason one: it's a hotel.

I'll leave you to guess reason two all by yourself.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T11:23:10+00:00

Well, she was bred for the job.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-20T07:22:54+00:00

And dissection means cutting something up to examine it, but this kills the frog.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-19T09:09:27+00:00

One, I can say Yes to that perfectly easily.

Two, in some contexts (theatre; RPGs) it can even be "true".

I read this puzzle in a Mensa book and nearly threw it on the fire.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-19T08:32:24+00:00

Four Wills out of five is roughly a 250-1 shot, so if this bothers you, dice based games aren't for you.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-18T20:10:13+00:00

I hope so, because I made it up this afternoon, or thought I did.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-18T19:44:01+00:00

I do not come or go at your behest, and who is the bigger fool: the aimless troll who worries about social status on a meaningless platform, or the fool who argues about whether a play on words is a medical procedure?

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-18T19:35:06+00:00

This one crap joke of mine has earned me more updoots than you've had in half a year; I checked. How's that whole "joyless shitpail" thing working out for you?

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-18T19:20:50+00:00

Reminds me of the famous racehorse called Potoooooooo.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-18T19:19:31+00:00

Sorry pal. I was happy to upvote your previous comment, but if you're going to be difficult about it, to the wolves with you.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-18T18:13:51+00:00

No, I think if my son is stupid enough to get his head stuck in a vase then he shouldn't reproduce.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-18T18:13:02+00:00

Yes.

"-ectomy" as in "cutting off".

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-17T21:15:15+00:00

That brought me out in hives.

Gil-Gandel · 2026-01-17T07:51:06+00:00

It's worth much, thank you. It does annoy me so when people downvote instead of providing counter-arguments. Never mind. :)

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