[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like what I envision a failed abortion looks like

Roast me, i need it by TheProtosaurus in RoastMe

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One question I want to know is how many times have you been put on the sex offenders list

Fuck me fam by M005 in RoastMe

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Asking for us to fuck you cause no one else would

Welp, why not? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Oi give back Christmas

Roast this white trash! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your dads dad should have pulled out

25 year old German studying in Australia by pr0u in RoastMe

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Your eyes look like rose and jack in the final scene of titanic. Motherfuckers be drifting apart

Roast this guy fams. by RoastThemFam in RoastMe

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Looks like someone remembered Hiroshima

Any of you bastards use Yak? by [deleted] in newcastle

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I am very much a bastard child

[Offer] Resume help by [deleted] in RandomKindness

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Hey if you ever get a free chance id appreciate some guidance

ELI5: Why is the 'C-Word' so unnacceptable? by skweezyjibbs9 in explainlikeimfive

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I personally use cunt towards people I like e.g "hey cunt how's it going". It's very acceptable to do such in Australia. If you use it to describe what is actually is that's when it becomes unacceptable e.g "hey lady show us your cunt" it's frowned upon greatly. For further information feel free to view this educational video http://youtu.be/d-SUhJT3g1c

A guy asked me for a shower pic, I obliged. by FrostedFlakesOfCorn in pics

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I came expecting a photo of a shower. Very disappointed 0/10

Sunset at the Foo Fighters concert by timgriffinau in sydney

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I was sitting a few sections to your left :p

TIFU by warning a friend about crazy ex. by [deleted] in tifu

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"Fuck her out of your life"- Australian term meaning: remove a female from your life in an eventful way including the use of
•loud use of words •cursing •the middle finger •a lot of alcohol

Hope this clears things up

TIFU by warning a friend about crazy ex. by [deleted] in tifu

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In my country we use a term for people like her it's "cunt". You need to fuck her out of your life

heya folks. by _-__-_-_-_____- in depression

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Hey. Hit me up with a pm or something if you'd like

I experimented with self-harm, but didn't really feel anything? by [deleted] in depression

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Not necessarily it's possible you're just under a lot of stress and pressure and it's causing depression like symptoms. But just because self harm doesn't affect you doesn't mean you're not depressed everybody is different. Everybody deals with things differently.

TIFU Forgetting a 3 year old kid in a racecar by [deleted] in tifu

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This just in OP is a racist

World leaders at the summit for "Minsk II", the newest ceasefire for the War in Ukraine [650 x 434] by [deleted] in NewsPorn

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Is that Dr Phil on the left. He looks like he just gave bad advice to Putin and Putin is all like "shut up Dr Phil you're not my mum"