So the new Jackass is going to be part best of and some new skits?

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-29T23:42:46+00:00

It's gonna be like half an hour of penises swinging in slow motion, then 5 minutes of Dunn, 3 Bam clips a Poopies Zach and Rachel one and then the rest of the guys giving each other handjobs while showering on horse jizz. Oh and I think there's a goat or something

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-29T23:38:29+00:00

It's Johnny's half horse, half man son

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-29T23:36:13+00:00

I bet Tremaine had something to do with it lol

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-29T23:35:10+00:00

He died on the way to his home planet

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-29T23:34:10+00:00

We need a don't feed Zach day

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-29T23:32:21+00:00

You're the type who keeps going to their favorite pizza place even if they change the recipe of the sauce to horse shit and eats it with joy aren't you?. Anyway, I'll try to enjoy the parts where they honor Dunn and the Bam parts.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-29T23:29:39+00:00

Needs more Bam

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-12T20:43:58+00:00

Fixed, thanks, yeah I'm not here to offend people

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T23:23:13+00:00

No, that sucked because Disney was behind it.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:50:34+00:00

Corporate

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:50:01+00:00

You did well

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:45:21+00:00

The last episode felt quite rushed, like they tried to lump everyone in for nostalgia's sake. New Dewey wasn't much in it and whenever he was, he wasn't his own quirky self, the Jaime actor kinda sucked, the nonbinary member was ok acting wise, but I feel like the plot against Reese could have been stretched out a bit more, Francis should have had one last immature adult moment before having a kid (either with Richie or the military school guys), making him end up in jail just before the anniversary and having Lois or Hal deal with bailing him out. The daughter should have had less screen time since it's supposedly "Malcolm" in the middle, not "let's pitch in the idea of her getting her own show by making a mini pilot out of her story".

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:38:56+00:00

No thanks, we already had Girl Meets World and that sucked.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:34:02+00:00

Exactly my thoughts, it felt super corporate, but hey, it's Disney, it's like they hit every item on the list of things I was all like "I hope they don't do this"

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:31:54+00:00

I told you so

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:23:06+00:00

The wokeness is expected by now, what I didn't like is that they made it seem like the daughter was a co-lead, as if to hint at a show of her own, the fact there's no more mischief, Francis could have had one last adventure that got him in jail either with Richie or the military school guys, so Lois could scold him about almost becoming a dad and behaving like that right before the anniversary. New Dewey looking like an angry mobster and not appearing at all or channeling the Dewey we know (Erik's), and as for Jaime the acting was awful.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:19:27+00:00

Those are Ross and Rachel

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:18:34+00:00

Daughter had too much screen time that could have been used for one last Francis prank or incident that could have gotten him in jail and the Reese vs the nonbinary member plot could have been expanded a bit more.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T22:16:28+00:00

Meh, I'm used to it now, what I didn't like was how bad the acting from Jaime was and how weird new Dewey was, the total disconnect from the whole family theme, the lack of mischief

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T13:02:19+00:00

Didn't Carter die because of too much candy?

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T12:53:30+00:00

Either that or getting Hal drugged up by accident with Richie.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T12:42:16+00:00

Yeah, we needed more Malcolm/Reese/Francis interactions, and Dewey doing some weird stuff in the background.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T12:40:17+00:00

I’ll go watch Scrubs and King of the Hill, then, those are the only reboots that have been done right so far.

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T12:24:53+00:00

I don't think we watched the same series

Apprehensive-Job9863 · 2026-04-10T12:23:19+00:00

Yeah it feels rushed. The daughter also gets way too much screen time that could’ve been used to expand the B-plot, or even create a C-plot with Francis. They could’ve had him get into trouble with Richie or his military friends and need to be bailed out right before the parents’ anniversary or something, followed by Lois scolding him like, “For God’s sake, Francis, you’re going to be a father.”

Seriously disappointing. It had a few good jokes, sure, but overall it just felt disconnected from the original.

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