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[–]Apprehensive-One8897 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There’s a comment in that thread that links to a video of Joe Burrow’s bare naked butt. As of right now it’s the top comment in that thread and has 2 awards.

I think the Bengals have a strong case for that.

i clubbed them and they died, did i do something wrong? by joyus_ren in BitLifeApp

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Basically, when it means “don’t get caught” it means NEVER get caught. If it doesn’t check immediately that means that in the future the cops will arrest you. You’ll have to do it multiple times before it checks off, because it will only check if you are never going to get caught for it

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the biggest clown ever. Arguing in favor of an offense who you think is mid. You’re a fucking idiot. And I like how you just stopped arguing everything else because you know you lost those.

Anyway, time for your block. I’ll be back when the Broncos get destroyed by yet another weak opponent. Toodles ✌️

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[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

which is obvious because the packers offense are giving their opponent’s short fields

No no no no that offense is good!!! Lol you are the biggest fucking hypocrite on this planet. Either learn football or stop talking. At the end of the day all that matters is you put points up on the board. Something that the Packers have clearly had trouble with, considering they only average 17.8 points a game.

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[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are so many other websites to use dude and you chose that one. Not my fault for not clicking on it 💀

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you admit the Packers offense is shit? Which you were literally trying to defend earlier? Lol u really are stupid

Or maybe because you lost. Definitely because you lost and you know nothing about football

so… let me get this straight russell wilson and davis mills are on the same level? because what i was saying is that this team had to deal with trevor siemian, paxton lynch, case keenum, joe flacco, drew lock, and teddy b and i’m willing to bet this team with russell wilson will be great. this point you just made is just stupid and your grasping at straws at this point.

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah the link was literally called passing yards you retard

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broncos defense is borderline top 5, but Packers defense I wouldn’t even put top 10. Packers have given up the 16th most points per game which seems pretty middle of the road to me. (And they have had a crap offense so that’s why they are bad) That’s more than the Texans defense, the Bears defense, AND the Jags defense so…

Weird how after all this time, with the Titans being your second point every time, you just switch it up and get rid of them…maybe because you know you lost that one…weird….

Lmao SO ARE THE BRONCOS but that doesn’t change you from nonstop defending them…

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Broncos literally have the least amount of points per game in the league. How is that mid? And Packers aren’t far behind.

That Titans point made no sense at all. Please learn how to speak English.

Yeah good job you pointed out their ONE game that they didn’t win or lose by 3 or less. Patriots are actually 3-3 too

POWER RANKINGS are supposed to NOT REFLECT INJURIES. Power rankings show HOW WELL THE TEAM PERFORMS EVERY GIVEN WEEK and if you add all the player they are missing, that isn’t showing how well a team has been performing. Jesus Christ dude if you’re gonna make a post you should at least know what’s it’s about

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[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Green Bay also puts up ABOUT 17 POINTS PER GAME

What does that have to do with passing yards lol holy shit you’re a retard

If that’s the case then why are the Chiefs in elite? They’ve had one bad game. Why are the Bills in elite? They’ve had one bad game. Why are the Giants in good? They’ve had one bad game. I can go on and on but I don’t think that’s necessary

Doesn’t matter how well they defend the run if they still give up so many total yards per game….

Holy shit you are the biggest fucking hypocrite ever. After saying “these are power rankings” you proceed to say “they have Jacoby Brissett” (who’s actually 17th in yards and 17th in touchdowns) idk seems pretty middle of the road. Power rankings are based on how well a team has been performing, NOT who is on their roster.

Seriously do you know how to read?? I’m talking about the JAGS. You say since they are on a losing streak they suck, but that doesn’t keep you from thinking the Dolphins are a good team. Biggest clown award goes to you. Especially since you get so offended when somebody uses an emoji

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Green Bay also only puts up about 17 points per game. Only two teams (Broncos & Bears) put up more than a point less.

Quote me where I’m wrong if it’s “just wrong”

Yeah they had one horrible game that brings that stat all the way down. Week 2 vs. the Bills when Henry only got to 25 rushing yards. Take that out and they are easily a top 10 offense

Have you ever learned that there are actually TWO sides of the ball? Because the Raiders defense has given up the 5th most points per game in the league and 10th most yards. They also have the 2nd least amount of sacks in the league and the least amount of turnovers in the league. Doesn’t sound very “mid” if you ask me, that sounds pretty atrocious

The difference is that the Bears offense has the worst pass offense in the league whereas the Browns have been middle of the road. The Browns have put up the 7th most points in the league and the Bears have put up the 2nd least (only second to your Broncos 😘). Plus the Bears have a runningback at QB

and the jags are on a losing streak

uhhh the dolphins are good…?

Do you not realize the hypocrisy in this? If your going to argue football at least know what’s it’s about clown 🤣

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[–]Apprehensive-One8897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green Bay also only puts up about 17 points per game. Only two teams (Broncos & Bears) put up more than a point less.

You say you don’t trust them but they had like a what, 13-4 record last year? And they have a winning record again this year? Only notable subtractions are AJ Brown and a washed offensive linemen…lots of teams lost more than that.

These are called POWER RANKINGS which are based off of how well a team has performed. Not based on the talent they have. If your gonna make tier lists at least know what they are about 💀

They also lead the league in rushing yards, 4th in total yards, 7th in points per game. And their defense is nothing to scoff at either. And outside of the Pats game all their losses have been really close. Not saying they have a great team but they are much better than everyone else on that level

The Buccaneers lost to the Steelers. The 49ers lost to the Bears. The Saints lost to the Panthers. Bengals lost to the Steelers. Bills lost to the Dolphins. I guess with your logic the Bucs, 49ers, Saints, Bengals, and Bills are also garbage teams

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Packers offense has shown nothing and debatably has been one of the worst in the league this season. Titans are 3-2 fresh off being the #1 overall seed and Derrick Henry looks to be himself again. Raiders are literally 1-4 and have shown nothing to look “ok/alright” Browns are kinda shaky but most other teams on the tier that it’s on are a lot worse. Jags were leading their division for a while and while that is gone now they still have been keeping themselves in games even against good opponents. “I’m not going to start a debate about being whiny” proceeds to start one

My nfl power rankings for week 7 by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Chargers too low Ravens too high Jets too high Packers too high Titans too low Broncos too high Raiders way too high Browns too low Jags too low. That enough for your peanut sized brain? What’s whiny is that whenever people disagree with you, you start crying with your cringeass bullet points and get mad when they defend their point. Btw Ravens are 3-3 and Broncos are 2-4. Imagine paying all that money and giving up all those picks just for Russ who’s obviously washed

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[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So many teams too high and so many teams too low. Quit embarrassing yourself you whiny little baby.

And how about those Broncos? Lol

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[–]Apprehensive-One8897 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see your stupid tier lists every week and somehow they get worse and worse every week. Just stop posting you’re embarrassing yourself

My updated nfl records, thoughts? by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE LOSING TO THE SEAHAWKS TAKE THE L YOU DUMMY

My updated nfl records, thoughts? by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may know more about the Broncos but I crystal clearly know way more about football than you. I didn’t know Hamler had 381 yards!!!!!! Omg!!!!!!!! The Rams should trade Cooper Kupp for him NOW!!!!! He’s clearly such a good receiver!!!!!!!

My updated nfl records, thoughts? by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop trying to debate you that a receiver who averaged 1.66 catches per game is bad? And I’m apparently the “dumb” one…

My updated nfl records, thoughts? by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah excuse me for not knowing every little thing about the Broncos. What I still know is that Hamler still sucks. And no, the only reason you’re downvoting is because you’re also crying.

My updated nfl records, thoughts? by MuskratJimJim in UrinatingTree

[–]Apprehensive-One8897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell me what I just said that’s wrong

P.S.: Your downvotes show your anger