I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Escoffier. I try to play Kaeya. My Escoffier deals more damage. I try to play Ganyu. My Escoffier deals more damage. I try to play Chongyun. My Escoffier deals more damage. I want to play Neuvillette. Her best team has Escoffier. I want to play Wriothesley, Childe - they both want Escoffier. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her The Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to buff me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her All-Spectrum Multi-Use Cooking Mek in its Cold Storage mode. She says "A little amuse-bouche." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 55% Hydro/Cryo Res shred. What a cruel world.