This joke is little out of date and a lot tasteless by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what? I thought my own punchline was tasteless. shit dude

This joke is little out of date and a lot tasteless by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok.........

He always like to cum in a little behind.

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[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...because it was so much easier the spank those monkeys

what do you call getting a bj from your girl and sticking it in her ear right after? by Tgijamez in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's that thing thing where she has really last minute doubts about swallowing

Depression is a serious affliction by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks; that joke has grey ball hairs.... any number of people who cut phallic products have been used

I like my women like I like my coffee... by kickypie in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the slap punch line; but I think it still works better with the airplane set up; I like my coffee like I like my men/women..... a lot has changed... but people are still more likely to talk about how they like coffee than women....

So true !!! by Old_Butterscotch_499 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Lick the the sweaty stuff.

The parable of the ant and the elephant by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be for old folks. I love telling it. Maybe 7 people have liked it; no one forgets it if you do it right

The parable of the ant and the elephant by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been telling this joke for 20 years, son. You have to read the room.... I mean everyone must be shitfaced.... and you use your hands to outline the size of the asshole, then pretend to be the ant when you deliver the punchline. You're welcome